lil sweaty

leg hair bald spot

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I started as that sassy Navy guy's fake alt. I've made so many friends here since then. One of these statements is true. (I'm incredibly lonely)
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@kenklippenstein

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@dril joda

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@BoltzmannBooty ahem...
🎶please allow me to introduce myself...

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@pr1blem @FortniteStatus This worked. Thanks

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@ByYourLogic

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@stonemagnetORB @IHateNYT Same boat. It's like "We're looking for a qualified (my experience, name, SSN) to do what (my experience, name, SSN) can do! (My experience, name, SSN) encouraged to apply!"

then

"After careful consideration, we've decided to pursue other (not my experience, name or SSN)

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Hi. I'm Carlo, and while I can't quite articulate it, I'm the reason things like PBS get defunded. #BothSides

[Carlo Lancellotti @_CLancellotti]

US evangelical Christianity feels foreign to me for many reasons, but I am still shocked by how urban liberals loathe it, and gratuitously associate it with backwardness and racism. It is probably the most glaring example of gut-driven bigotry I have observed in 35 years here.

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I feell like Id be jingling my keys more before I shut the door

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is what the coldest place on earth Antartica looks like in -62 degrees celsius

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@len0killer There's one that makes it look like your phone is a beer and you drink it.

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@kenklippenstein As people come with the "only have to be faster than the bear" comments, consider your definition of public service. Consider why he's being asked, and from what relation to specifically whom.
Good luck centrists! Working so far!

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@BoltzmannBooty (mckinsey dem strategist)
"so, mr jeffries, we looked back at the 1994 republican revolution to see where there might be some room for your party to grow in 2025."

(hakeem jeffries, not looking up from e-trade)
"ok"

(other mckinsey dem strategist)
"two words: youth pastor"

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Hey dudes human leg and foot #onedayatatime #spring #bloodeatmeat #peta

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Tax #szn all over. Try Zumba for the blues. #numbers #hotgirltax

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Here is the #floor it is down for the weekend it's Monday today! Who's ready?
Floor. #floor

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this app is dumb now.

i'm going to twort like the last replacement AI bot

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@ByYourLogic @smokeismedicine Host 2: alright. Listener TGainz has a good point: This is coming full circle. Women asking us to spend money on them just proves that they're ultimately property. Love the show.
Host 1: wow.
Host 2: TGainz from the top rope.
Host 1: Blue Chew is teaming up with MasterCard to...