a pancake

Expecto patronum *an ethereal platypus emerges from my wand*

[a pancake @booblyface]

When Ronald MacDonald drops his mixtape

[ART SALE🎨💰 Stoatley (SEE PINNED!) @MatthewTheStoat]

Can't wait for the next round of discourse about this video, truly we are in purgatory forever

[Poncho @PorkPoncho]

Live footage of Andy Burnham walking into Downing Street on Tuesday night.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Honestly? Insane aura. Arriving to cheers/jeers and a cry that “Rome is saved” is some shit you don’t see much these days

[Lux_Stella @Lux_Stella_]

beast mode

[zach @sighzach]

Me when I’m horny and coming

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The party is over @BorisJohnson.

Resign.

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

they won't stop whoring him out omg

[George @SocDemGeorge]

Btw this guy isn’t getting a Jimmy Carter style renaissance of his image in a few years, it’s hard to describe just how much the public hate him and will probably hate him forever

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

craziest part about this is that the end result was a Community episode getting pulled off Netflix and police budgets going up by like 700%

[adrian @tacotrvck_vb]

wheres the poet? this is the world’s oldest teenager

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Go outside

[Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 @gaymergir]

We have forgotten the sacred text

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

smoking inside tonight out of respect 🫶

[chlosiphus (boy and girl mom) @chlosiphus]

My new startup: Rumplestiltskin

[ana @shivlestat]

this is tacky as hell even for her

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr]

Crew members of the Soviet motor ship Arkhangelsk in a Finnish sauna on board the vessel, 1979.
Photo by Vladimir Vyatkin

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I welcome with satisfaction the reaching of an agreement between the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, which will be signed on Friday, as an encouraging result of patient work in dialogue and negotiation. I express my gratitude to the countries that have worked to facilitate a meeting between the parties and to make this agreement possible. I hope that the agreement may help strengthen mutual trust, security, and stability in the Middle East, promoting paths of dialogue and cooperation among peoples. #Peace