Misguided White Boy Noises

Head of the House of Bonaparte (disputed)

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Jostein Hauge @haugejostein]

This is how the Nazis talked about the Jews in the late 1920s.

[jay @JJJ4Y0_O]

when the job w da crazy perks that u live off of is getting in the way of ur undefined creative career

[hannah @crankhart]

I am a retard but I’m wise

[mo @Motweets123]

Just exchanged numbers w my Ubers cuz he played franky rizardo and anotr

[Johnie Homeless, EuroR3tardio @Johnie36149708]

My wife clogged the shitter the other day.

I called the plumber, some 63 year dude.

When he was done I asked him: Why don't you use a RAG vector db on your own vibe coded app to onboard the clients and increase ARPU.

He looked at me like a cow, had no idea.

We are so early.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

15% of the population of Ireland entered the US between 1851 and 1860

9% of the population of Norway entered the US in the 1880s

6% of the population of Italy entered the US from about 1900-1910

[cig queen @cigarettequeeen]

i just went through my boyfriend’s instagram to see if he was dm’ing other girls and it’s just him dm’ing beltran and michael bibi

[JT @jiratickets]

In college we'd bring chairs into the showers and turn them all on at max temp to emulate a sauna and we'd smoke blunts and tell stories. We called it Vietnam. When we'd get out the fire alarm would go off from all the steam billowing out. One of the regulars works at Citadel now

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

u think he hit that?

[Misguided White Boy Noises @boofitt]

They should let me be governor of California

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but 7 is a lot. There’s no shame in losing that fight

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

The average conservative podcast is either russian paid propaganda or someone having a schizophrenic episode on camera

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

Spain has a GDP per capita comparable to Japan and yet the Spaniards basically don't work

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

US soldiers opened fire on a group of mostly unarmed women children and elders in the Wounded Knee Massacre slaughtering over 300 Lakota civilians. Survivors witnessed troops chasing down children running away to butcher them.

Only a nazi regime would want to honor that

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Argentina gutted its social programs, embraced full-blown libertarian Muskonomics, and handed the keys to a man who gifted Elon Musk a chainsaw on camera.

Two years later? The economy’s in flames, poverty’s exploding and now we’re bailing them out with U.S. taxpayer funds.

No consideration for student loans but $20 billion to Argentina.

[Cato Institute @CatoInstitute]

By age 33, native-born Americans are 267% more likely to be incarcerated than immigrants.

11% of natives in the 1990 cohort had been incarcerated—compared to just 3% of immigrants.

Another study by @AlexNowrasteh shows immigrants are less likely to be criminals. See the numbers: https://t.co/WvDhxZqluO