asslord

[DUNGEON-00X 💿📀 @Dungeon00X]

Somebody doesn't remember this same thing happened to Dragon Age The Veilguard. No, seriously, it happened almost verbatim. Jason Schreier even tried taking a victory lap and then they revealed the game failed miserably.

[Kuug @kuug40k]

International law is fake. It doesn’t exist. You can just march into Haiti and Zero Dark Thirty the hostage takers

[SirD 🇺🇸 @Sir_Dammed]

Leftists just can't stop lying/trying to claim everything as "woke."

"Dragon Age Origins is like, super woke actually!"

Meanwhile, Dragon Age Origins:

> Has the most bro character ever in Alistair.
> Has a hot mage who walks around with her tits halfway out.
> Has a Qunari who tells you that bitches aren't warriors.
> Lets you literally backhand the bossy woman for mouthing off.
> Lets you side with the Templars, who are literally just Mage oppressors.
> Is a complete and utter straight male-centric power fantasy from top to bottom.

"b-b-b-but there's a minor NPC whose gender is ambiguous who has 10 minutes total screentime! And they added a gay character later in the expansion!"

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@Noahpinion Presumably AI can also develop a vaccine or a cure about as easily?

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@WomanDefiner It's insane to blame migrants for this. New World screw worm is native to the United States, it was eradicated by a government program in the 1950's which was maintained until 2025 when Elon cut it. This is just a loss of state capacity making itself known.

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

He got 80 years because he was White.

Gross miscarriage of justice.

[asslord @bootystankin420]

Old games used to be about making the player have fun, not psychologically manipulating them into playing longer and spending more.

Plus, 2012 is when the woke politics started to infect workplaces.

[asslord @bootystankin420]

2010-2012 was the last cycle of video games developed on the industry's original business model.

Single player, sell a copy for $60, no live service. After that, it was all microtransactions, DLC, free to play, mobile game, etc. ME3 actually was the first game to have day 1 DLC

[depes ruts @Deepest_roots]

la trilogia de los mass effect salio en un momento de la industria que no se va a volver a repetir, fue un rayo en una botella y ahora esta trilogia que salio en 5 años habria salido en 12 con equipos de gente completamente diferentes entre juego y juego

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@CzechSchizo @FaXistic It's really not that hard, but it seems like no writer in a major North American metro is capable of it anymore. Europeans can still write well thankfully, hence why their game studios are not collapsing.

[tidux 🎃 @skibidiblazor]

Wow, the guy from London isn't listening to you? He's prioritizing the Indian tribes over your own people? Protests are suppressed? Taxes are too high? Your appeals to the king go unheard? That royal proclamation gives all the best land to the natives?

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

Chris Avellone (Planescape, KOTOR 2, and Fallout: New Vegas) just dropped a MEGATON NUKE regarding BioWare's hiring practices...

"...when applicants would apply to the studio, the producer would go through their LinkedIn to see what posts they liked, and if he disagreed with their political/social Like, he'd advocate not to hire them based on their Like."

ITS TRUE. EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN SAYING. ITS ALL TRUE.

HOLY SHIT!

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@WaterworldCapi1 If he was a good capital allocator, Meta would own half of Anthropic and half of OpenAI

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

You guys should stop using Baldur's Gate 3 to cope with your delusions

It is true that it has gays and diversity

But it also has homophobia, racism, and even Christian references, depending on your playthrough

- You can kill Astarion almost immediately
- You can kill a whole village to pound Minthara
- You can conquer the land
- You can bang the hot demon chick and piss off Wyll

BG3 is not a woke nor chud game....it's a complete game famous for having a TON of routes and ways to play

[Tamias @Tamias1000]

LMFAO

Mass Effect 4's story would have been ASSSSSSSSS

Hundreds of years in the future and constructed off remnant parts of the Normady, jesus christ, these people are such uninspired losers

[GamesNosh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GamesNosh]

You didn't want a Mass Effect made by the people that released Dragon Age: The Veilguard, trust me.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

I’m so sorry BioWare died… oh wait.

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@_Leonorb The difference is that I played BG3 and didn't even know that was possible.

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@TdLeaker Is this including or excluding the billions of dollars of judgements that the woke courts keep giving them?

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@HoplitePlays Well, the bioware employees aren't on the team either anymore 😂

[asslord @bootystankin420]

@ZoieNolan6 @JamesOhlen Inquisition was fun. I would say after that you are right. It's been 12 years of 💩