Otts and Bobs

Wif us: Platitudes get ya nowhere. Plates of fud get ya wherever ya wanna go.. all furs tweeted as equal to da hoomans..

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

All dough dis dus be an original #BTPosse account: We dus be posting pictures and video of da Spanners who is daft and have the intelligence of a Border ear (and Labs) going forward.. Dey had borders as the mid-dogs when Dey popped out da mother..

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@HaggisAdele @AldiUK Can’t get excited about Aldi anymore .. Lidl on the other hand ..
though really wanna know what happened to Netto

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@Albertspanner @Pupslatetotheg1 @HaggisAdele @AldiUK Watched a programming kippers the other day Craster or somewhere .. the pictures of the Victorian herring girls who worked in the canning .. they probably had kipper knickers ..

[#TeamGunner @Bestestgundog]

Is a bootiful morning for a car key search... #glasshalfful

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@janusvh2 @Oyster_Yachts @Foxs_Marina Know the sailing Oysters are the motorboat offering as good ? And any plans for a new one ?

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

Liver spanners for the win

[Mr Pål Christiansen @TheNorskaPaul]

A developer who blocked a homeowner's sea view with an illegal brick wall has finally torn it down after being ordered to demolish it.

The 16ft x 6ft wall was built without permission 14 months ago & knocked an estimated £50k off the value of Liz Bates's home in Bournemouth, Dorset, by obstructing her sea view.

After a bitter battle to get the wall removed, a planning inspector ruled that the wall – which 'far exceeded' being modest – had a 'harmful overbearing impact' on her property.

Rather than admitting defeat & demolishing it, developer Eddie Fitzsimmons submitted a planning application to install a frosted screen in its place, keeping her view hidden.

Bournemouth, Christchurch & Poole Council unanimously rejected the plans & builders have now removed the wall.

But Mrs Bates fears the developer would submit another application to build a wall as there has been scaffolding up for weeks.🥴

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@LucanonLizard @westcountrybird @Josiejo777 @gillyjamjar @gnome_alice @SmalePerry @PhilsPlot @AilsaWotton Bassenthwaite Lake is the largest and only lake in the Lake District the rest are merely meres, waters and tarns . 😆

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@SartorialThug @FlashForFreedom Paying a congestion charge to drive through that part of Brishthole normally does the trick, re: blood pumping .

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

My most embarrassing mistake was directing the pilot of 'Little Britain' and making Matt and David famous.

[Dales_Starman(Chris) @Dales_Starman]

😊

[Humphrey’s tail. Guided by Lord Alfred & Clarence @DiaryAlfred]

I rather like this place 🙃

[Sir Clapton Terrier @claptonterrier]

Extraordinary news for Xmas pals!! Our super-generous chums @bemorebob2 have only gone and produced a range of merch for the #btposse ....with a donation from each purchase to @BTWelfare !! What pawsome pals Sir Bob and Dolly are .... https://t.co/Zf4bLddOPQ

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

He found emergency supply
#DoAsYouTolds den you get one fur being gud

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

Oh dear Dad run out of #DoAsYouTolds
We as dun r part of da deal ..
where is da payment?

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

Oh dear Dad run out of #DoAsYouTolds
We as dun r part of da deal ..
where is da payment?

[Dave Throup @DaveThroup]

Today I have mainly done sod all except look at a lively sea and the rain.

Highly recommended.

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@EPERiley @duncanrgraham It is a self-propelled liftboat rather than a typical jackup https://t.co/LQqswKr4Ft

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@EPERiley A liftboat .. the legs go down to sea bottom and it lifts up to create a stable platform

[Adele and Rex (former staff to Monty🌈& Jilly🌈) @HaggisAdele]

Was wondering why so many people were on the platform for the Dumfries train and then I turned round 😂

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@SimonTuffen @London_W4 The Octa though gets you 0-60 in 4 secs

[Callum Mcinerney @CallumMcinerney]

When your little brain hops around all day, you spot things others don't.

A dog, holding hands?

📸

I knew it was a gooden but didn't expect it to make the cover shot 👌I love it.

[Otts and Bobs @boredborder]

@flyingspares That is lovely