jake 'jpxg' gotts

Born to post, forced to drive a forklift, allowed to write for a newspaper, paid to write software

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

austin powers but hes from 2006 so instead of saying "shagadelic" and "groovy, baby" hes constantly saying stuff is "for the win" and "awesomesauce, d00d"

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@ThePurpIeKnight great post. what a beautiful idea to have in ones head. Thanks

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@ThePurpIeKnight this book is unironically a better isekai than most 2026 isekai

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@jbarro @CharlesFLehman lolwut

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@lurker044 @BullTheoryio correct although the pic is a dslr

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@LFGAction @IPONewsroom_ stop using llms to write worthless tweets. you are a moron

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@tkanarsky @queasy_f_bby truthnuke tbh

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@John_USA_1971 @VMises76153 most factories (that i've worked in at least) do have gantries for cranes in them that move along xy but i surmise this is a mechanically different thing

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@way_opener you even get to dial in sensitivity and shade

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@way_opener just get a speedglass lens and flip the bit on whatever controller it uses

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@LottaJacarandas @daggerinmyteeth by going to the library and reading books about it

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@WallieF20103 @perrymetzger yeah, it tells me that he was a huge chad

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@mstr_ridley @echetus i also recall reading such a thing (although i'm no use here since i don't remember where)

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@abowlb @sainimatic midwid?

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@VRWCTexanTwo @Gaurab this is the most mentally-constipated post i've ever read

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@lynasdf this owns

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@calxolotl yet another one-fav gem. Im doing my part

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@nopoweradeinusa so did this end up being true or what

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

@naaavinash @QiaochuYuan man, do you really have spamming random posts on twitter as part of your biz dev strat? come on

[jake 'jpxg' gotts @born_to_post]

beneath one tab, a pungent mix of precision formulated industrial chemicals crucial to the functioning of the facility's mechanical systems. beneath the other, some grease