This is an unedited recorded call from the @metpoliceuk who you might think is played by the hilarious @rickygervais but it’s not. It’s probably too far fetched for him.
Enjoy.
@LeaderJohnThune@SenateGOP Pass the Save act! Stop acting as if you are not a toll of the democratic party! The Bush era GOP the do nothing era is over!
This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.
A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.
Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.
Don't fall for distractions
Fauci's diary entry for May 21, 2020 is one of the most grotesque documents you will ever read. It opens with the mounting Covid death toll and people dying across the country, then abruptly pivots into an extended exercise in self-congratulation about his newfound fame. How was someone so profoundly narcissistic ever allowed to accumulate so much power and rise so high? Completely unreal.
🚨 A federal judge has struck down Illinois laws allowing unlawfully present aliens to receive in-state college tuition, state financial aid, and DREAM Act scholarship benefits, ruling those laws are preempted by federal immigration law.
🚨ABSOLUTE MIC DROP FROM ELON ON DOGE!!!!
Elon Musk: "ZERO died because of DOGE. Zero point zero!"
"When funding is stopped for a fraudulent organization, or for something do you think they're going to say,"Will you please keep funding the fraud!'
Or do you think they're going to come up with a sad story that sounds sympathetic in order to get the funding restored?
Obviously it will be the latter and that's exactly what they did!!!"
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "The cuts certainly caused unnecessary suffering!"
Elon Musk: "No."
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't buy that at all?!"
Elon Musk: "It caused a lot of complaining!"
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't believe any kid in Africa died because of the suddenness with which...
Elon Musk: Zero! How many NGOs could step in? There are literally tens of thousands of NGOs. The Gates Foundation has FIFTY BILLION! What about them? What about any number of organizations?!"
ELON IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
BREAKING
WE WERE RIGHT!
Governor Mikie Sherrill (D-NJ) just confirmed that illegal aliens ARE registered AND voting in New Jersey.
The thing that never happens is happening.
If it weren’t for the Department of Homeland Security sharing that 250,000 non-citizens are registered to vote in CA, NJ, NV, & PA,
they would have never admitted that illegal aliens are voting.
It feels so good to be vindicated.
Pass the SAVE America Act!
"Trump claims fraud with no evidence. He cried wolf! He has zero credibility." - Mikie
She really said this in the same speech revealing more than 6,000 illegals were registered to vote in her state.
Breaking: Nicaragua’s dictator, Daniel Ortega, announced today that his country will no longer hold elections.
Here’s @BernieSanders celebrating his role in advising Ortega after he took power, and praising the very socialist dictator who has now abolished elections.
BREAKING: Pro-Hamas 15-year undergrad Mohsen Mahdawi will be deported back to Jordan.
The Second Circuit just overruled a rogue judge who had let Mahdawi back onto the streets.
Get him out. America is not a taxpayer-funded campus for foreign agitators.
Everything the left wants to do to America suddenly makes sense when you realize they have zero respect, love, or appreciation for this country.
This explains everything.
Every American needs to read it.
We must pass Chairman @RepMoolenaar’s bipartisan Protecting U.S. Farmland and Sensitive Sites from Foreign Adversaries Act to close dangerous gaps in federal oversight of foreign land purchases.