Bosco LeFever

Unfortunately, Bosco died of cancer in early 2016 at the age of five. There will be no further tweets from his owners, @leelefever and @sachilefever.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

So hungry. I just ate. Actually I've had like 5 full meals today. But still SO HUNGRY.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Things are weird these days.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

It's not that I hate the mailman as a person. It's more that I hate how sneaky he is. He just comes out of no where and it freaks me out.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

If you notice me being sexier lately it's because I lost a few pounds. All about that portion control (the food scoop got smaller).

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

@thatpita @yoweim @rachaelashe @rainypixels But I'm ALREADY wearing a tux!

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

@RachaelAshe @rainypixels @thatpita Barely competition. Barely.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

@thatpita @RachaelAshe @rainypixels WHAT?

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Look, I KNOW it's his hand under the covers, but pretending it's a sheet monster is pretty much my favorite thing.

[Maybe LeFever @maybelefever]

People are getting on my nerves. We had a deal about how food happens at the same time but now it's like oh we'll just wait an hour. WTF?

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

I can hear the other dog getting treats from ANYWHERE in the house.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Told you not to. RT @maybelefever: TIL that when the humans go away, you can just help yourself to whole bags of treats on the bar.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

They brought home a thing. It's small, blue and smells like bird food. It's in a cage and never needs to go outside. Strange. Very strange.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

@maybelefever suck it up kid. ur
preachin to the choir.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

So this happened: @maybelefever

That little punk gets everything she wants.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Whenever I think this puppy has it better than me, I look down from the people bed and remember she sleeps in a cage LIKE A SAVAGE.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Yeah so "we" got a puppy. Her name is Maybe, as in, maybe I won't bite her on the face the next time those puppy teeth chomp my back leg.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

Bout got these humans trained. They don't make me sit before crossing the street anymore. Never saw the point of that whole thing anyway.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

@FurryJim Woof. Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.Woof.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

I don't have thumbs but I have an active, dexterous mouth.

[Bosco LeFever @boscolefever]

There is something about watching him clear the yard of poop that makes me want to make more, immediately.