Maybe LeFever

A bernedoodle (Bernese Mountain Dog X Standard Poodle). My owners are @leelefever and @sachilefever

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Screw that car. I hope to never see the inside of that thing again.

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I'd never say it to his face, but the fact that @boscolefever doesn't notice dogs on TV makes me think he's evolutionarily, um, challenged.

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@thatpita @RachaelAshe @rainypixels Did you know about me? What about me?

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People are getting on my nerves. We had a deal about how food happens at the same time but now it's like oh we'll just wait an hour. WTF?

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They tell me it's a reflection, but almost every night THERE ARE GHOST PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

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Ate a lot of treats this is awesome I can't stop moving what was that I like squirrels lets chew something how about this bone Im thirsty.

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TIL that when the humans go away, you can just help yourself to whole bags of treats on the bar. Whole bags!

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This is how I chillax.

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The hoomans are clapping and yelling again. And the yell at ME for barking. Hypocrites.