Abhishek Bose

Jokes. ok?

[Abhishek Bose @boseboy23]

Teacher said sit straight. So I sat with a girl.

[barkha dutt @BDUTT]

My sons body is decaying in a water grave- capt jayant joshi tragedy is breaking my heart. His father is with @szaffariqbal on @themojostory https://t.co/WdxTEjAHJy

[Sahil @sahilypatel]

A list of cool websites you might now know about

A thread 🧵

[TarangHardikar @TarangHardikar]

Homonyms were clearly a mistake. Like we made the word bark for describing a stem and forgot that we already made that word before for a dog sound.

When someone was like "Isn't that the same as the dog sound?"

We had to make another word called 'homonym' to make us look good.

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

Nailing the lies & propaganda of the Modi Govt & Serum Institute of India:

Over the last few days, there’s been an organized campaign by the Govt of India blaming the shortage of vaccines on an export embargo of raw materials by the United States.

But wait - that’s not true 👇

[Tenzing NorGayy @advittolife]

Currently 1g gold is for Rs. 4500, but nobody wants to give me even Re. 1 for my grandmom.

So clearly, old is not gold.

[TarangHardikar @TarangHardikar]

Clothes are shaped like my body before I even put them on my body. That means that even before actually covering my body, they were practicing.

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

everything happens for a stupid reason

[🧬Dr. Namrata Datta (Singa Pen), PhD🧫🇬🇧🦘🇮🇳 @DrDatta01]

The font that was patented by Microsoft in 1992,was used to print Modi’s degree in 1978.

Modi’ degree was printed on a Sunday, when offices were closed.

Happy birthday to @narendramodi. If you guys still don't believe that Modi ji is superhuman, you are Anti-national!

[Abhishek Bose @boseboy23]

@AUThackeray I am sure you are aware of the problems and crimes caused by the unavailability of alcohol. We stocked up as much as we could. But with the lockdown being extended, would really request you to open up liquor stores.
Please consider the realities of a legal addiction

[Shrirupa Sengupta @shrirupa]

#COVIDactionCollab || Urgent. Please RT 🙏 #OneTeam
https://t.co/07istPBC6f

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#OnThisDay in 1998, Steven Gerrard made his debut for us...

LEGEND 👏

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

Two years today. Gauri Lankesh.

[Shrenik Gandhi @gandhi_shrenik]

Tough choice. #MumbaiRains #MumbaiRainsLive

[Kanhaiya Kumar @kanhaiyakumar]

दुनिया के सबसे बड़े लोकतंत्र के जनादेश पर सभी देशवासियों को बधाई। चुने गए सभी सांसदों को शुभकामनाएँ और चुनाव के दौरान सहयोग व समर्थन करने वाले तमाम लोगों का धन्यवाद। जनता के अधिकारों के लिए हमारा संघर्ष जोश और लगन के साथ जारी रहेगा। 🙏

[Hussain Haidry @hussainhaidry]

Either this election was rigged massively, or our country has officially lost its mind, and more importantly, its heart.

The former we could live with. The latter, perhaps not.

[Abhishek Bose @boseboy23]

Pisses me off when river fish is listed under seafood.

[Abhishek Bose @boseboy23]

I need to lose weight to fit into the train.
#mumbailocal

[Abhishek Bose @boseboy23]

Shaqiri walks like Salman Khan.
#LFCIndia

[Kavita Krishnan @kavita_krishnan]

Please repeat after me - homophobia is not an 'opinion'. Like untouchability is not an 'opinion'. Like blaming women for rape is not an 'opinion'. Like calling for communal genocide is not an 'opinion'. Journalism schools need to teach this. As do all schools.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.