Alex 🇺🇦

your nodejs guy, sometimes I do front tho.
💙💛 Нашої русофобії ніколи не буде достатньо ♥️🖤
@botkooper у кожній соціалці, де не забанили за такий юзернейм.

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

. @airBaltic that’s how you lose your fucking notification privileges - especially due to “Time Sensitive” abuse

get fucked - you deserve that bankruptcy

[ぶんかい@AIで遊ぶ人 @bunkaich]

ぼくの着想の限界＝Codexの限界。
それくらいまーじでCodexでなんでもできる。

これアリエクで買ったやっすいMP3プレイヤー。
でもBluetoothの音飛びと操作性が悪くて放置してたんですよ。

だけど昨日急にシャワーしている時にエウレカして、　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

殻わりしてチップをCodexに見せたら見事に調査はじめて、
案内された通りにMacに接続しておいたら、今度はOSを吸い上げてバイナリを解析して該当しそうなところを書き換えたカスタムOS作ってくれていて、
最後に案内されていたコマンドを実行したら書き込みが始まって、

結果

解決してしまったのよ・・・

Bluetoothの音飛びはなくなっていて、
動画わかりにくいんですが、元々←→ボタンでメニュー移動だったのを上下ボタンで選択できる直感的な操作に変えてくれています。（最初からそうして・・・笑）

なんだろこの感覚、みなさんにこれで感動伝わりますかね？・・・やばいす、ほんとに・・・

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

not gonna lie, yandex may be a piece of shit org but the fact they had an ungodly technical task for their analytics and simply said “welp, i guess we’re gonna invent clickhouse and make it THE warehouse for this type of stuff” is admirable

even more admirable making it OSS

[Cloudflare @Cloudflare]

When a partitioning change to our petabyte-scale ClickHouse cluster caused critical billing jobs to stall, standard metrics showed no obvious errors. Here's how we identified severe lock contention in ClickHouse's query planner and built upstream patches to fix it. https://t.co/C4UF6RJTp6

[Taelin @VictorTaelin]

@corsaren Me (prompt): "Are you fucking retarded?"
Me (activations): "Holy shit a talking computer"

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

yeah so my immediate thought - if i open some website and it pulls this shit i'm leaving immediately and never coming back

doesn't matter if it's some rando like zillow or google themself or even my own fucking bank - you're not making me go through this shit

[CR1337 @CR1337]

Google recently announced their Cloud Fraud Defense, the next evolution of reCAPTCHA, a trust platform for the agentic web.

However, the implications might be bigger than we think; as somebody on Hacker News pointed out:

"So it seems that you will need a modern Android device with Google Play Services installed or a modern iPhone/iPad to be allowed to browse the web in the future.

No mention of device integrity verification yet, but the writing is on the wall."

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

can apple finally fuck off with these “please update to liquid ass” notifications? i disabled auto update for the first time in years for the fucking reason

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@tedmiddleton @ejc3 @brian_pak not always 😉

https://t.co/PNIiQWn6tT

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@ibuildthecloud @TheNicholasNick https://t.co/OeUnMzxu1h

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Accenture has 740,000 employees????

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@doffbatz @tuxpizza My guess would be that significant portion of apps incorrectly do “updates” via remove_old+installing_new flow

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@aarondfrancis Out of curiosity- try launching it on linux.

That WebKitGTK is such a unusable mess (starting with simple primitives like scrolling being laggy)

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@KarlisAncans @sapitonmix Kinda, because it’s xiaomi arena now….

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

> A Ministry of Anti-Corruption will be established

Do you mean… It wasn’t there? Isn’t that a hard EU requirement for all member states?

[Boşuna Tıklama @bosunatiklama]

Peter Magyar'ın seçim vaatleri:

• Başbakanlık görevi 2 dönem, yani 8 yıl üstlenilebilecek.
• 16 yıldır görevde olan Viktor Orban bu süreyi aşmış kabul edilecek, Orban'a siyaset yasağı getirilmiş olacak.
• Yolsuzlukla Mücadele Bakanlığı kurulacak.
• Geçmişteki kamu ihaleleri incelenecek.
• AB'yle ilişkiler normalleştirilecek.
• Avrupa Savcılığı, Macaristan'da da kurulacak.
• AB'yle hukuk devleti uygulamalarına geri dönülecek.
• Orban hükümeti tarafından önce kaçak göçmenler nedeniyle ilan edilen, sonra da pandemi ve Ukrayna savaşı gerekçesiyle sürdürülen OHAL kaldırılacak.
• Devlet kurumlarına yerleştirildiği iddia edilen Fidesz'in (Macar Yurttaş Birliği partisi) kadroları görevden alınacak.
• Fidesz çevrelerine aktarıldığı iddia edilen ulusal servetin geri alınması için özel takip birimleri ve soruşturma savcılıkları kurulacak.
• Devlet televizyonun haber dairesi feshedilecek.
• Bağımsız yayıncılık için devlet radyo ve televizyonları yeniden yapılandırılacak. (BBC Türkçe)

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

we are so back

[ツイッター速報〜BreakingNews @tweetsoku1]

再)　三菱重工、1リットル14円の人工石油の生成に成功、CO2と水と太陽光発電の余剰電力で　https://t.co/3y8BLLBZ3d

[Wes The MEEPING Man @WesleyP91308]

@thdxr this is advanced autism

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@f4micom IIRC more accurate timeline is:
- Xiaomi is born - android ROM times
- Hey let's make a phone
- $$$
- Hey let's make a {insert_the_most_random_tech_shit} - we'll call brand "Mijia by Xiaomi"
- vibes are good
- Hey let's buy this random startup - absorb it into Mijia brand
- $$$$$

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

They should call it a tariff just for fun

[skooks @skooookum]

> mythos given a secured “sandbox” computer and instructed to try to escape the container

> “The researcher found out about this success by receiving an unexpected email from the model while eating a sandwich in a park.”

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@DrizzleORM @aidenybai better than OG github for sure

[Alex 🇺🇦 @botkooper]

@thebrewergame @GregorySchier >everyone assumes you know the last four

ah yes, let me remember last 4 for ALL of these + business one