Harry Chrishna

this is not a joke so please stop smiling

[Harry Chrishna @botothy]

Trapped in my own personal hell of piss

[QingChao 清朝 🇨🇳 @qingchao1917]

The left doesn't want you to see this 👇👇👇

[emmy @skrunkitup]

how it's been kinda

[60% Water By Mass @MoleculesGoHard]

Hey man. I put your menu's QR code into Conway's Game of Life. It evolved into a different QR code that doesn't work

[みやちゃん @mi888_r]

台所がだいすきなねこが落ちてる

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Yer wee da says he’s spent £15K on a once in a lifetime trip to see Scotland at the World Cup when he’s actually just rented a storage unit in East Kilbride & paid me & 29 other able bodied lads to work in shifts whipping him with leather belts for a fortnight x

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"

[Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan]

Dear Mr Trump, my name is Wesley and I am a boy from Ilford, England. For the past 2 years we have been living under the brutal dictatorship of Keirnandes Starmendez (son of Rodrigo "The Toolmaker" Starmendez). Please help us, our country yearns for you to plunder our health data

[Animation Obsessive @ani_obsessive]

Changing Times (1977), dir. István Kovács, Pannonia Film Studio

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

A bit late but I always loved this one

[#ii @mindinterface]

Marrying into money isn't hard. Just research a bit. Go look up the inventor of the popsicle mold and find their descendants. No available singles? Try the inventor of the electric popsicle mold. The electric popsicle mold doesn't exist? Well that's your next business opportunity

[Hannah Lock @hannahlock]

The Birth of Ditto

Day 7 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

the roko's basilisk guys are so funny bc they correctly intuit that our lives will be controlled by a psychotic, amoral algorithm that hates humanity but they think some nerd in SF is going to build it on his macbook. it was already built, in 1602, by the Dutch

[vost @foolibuster]

marital problems

[n x d @nxd1979]

Irving is responsible for arguably the greatest Freudian slip in history when - during his defamation trial against Deborah Lipstadt over being called a Holocaust denier - he addressed the British judge as "mein Führer"

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

i would like to hear picasso's cats’ side of the story.

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer