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Just a bottom bucket associate trying to get by | RX forever in my heart | dba “some goon on Twitter debtsplaining” | chief bank reporting officer

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Overheard some interns freaking about about not being able to find pricing / private company info. Cmon guys just type in n.a. and call it a day

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@HJB2_0 the us open at shinnecock is gonna be sick!!! 😁

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When people start talking tennis at work 😴🔫🔫🔫

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@HJB2_0 @richmintz Inshallah 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@thatcityfeeling @MattZeitlin No it was literally a standup scooter

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@SperrysandNikes It has its called hyrox (🤮)

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@FuzzyDunloper @bigtimefunparty @willystaley ***A man riding an illegal e scooter capable of accelerating from 0-50mph in less than 4 seconds killed a cyclist and himself

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Whatever that means

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“POC Masc. lesbian mechanic putting up straight white male pilot numbers #shetookcareofme”

-@whatsebitda

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

Having interns again

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@Pigeonomics @CoorsLightCEO I support you pigeon id rather go to bed hungry than cook myself dinner bc fuck that shit

[GamblersAnonymous @DeepValue000]

Summer is here so a quick tip to all Point 72 interns: Steve does not like you coming in on Monday looking refreshed and full of life. To mimic the effect of working all weekend at the office, you should be blacking out at Phebe’s from Friday to Sunday night

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@fintwit_lurker ***too big to fail dammit

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@fintwit_lurker Never watched the big short??

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@rvc330 @FrankieFF_ @bucketshopcap @FundamentEdge

[Trace Cohen @Trace_Cohen]

NYC summers hate your weekends.

I analyzed 3 years of Central Park rain data to see if the feeling was real.

It was.

27 of 38 summer weekends had measurable rain.

That’s 71%.

Friday was the rainiest day of the week, with rain on 43.6% of summer Fridays. Basically worse than a coin flip for your evening plans.

Sunday had the highest rainfall volume of any day, averaging 0.17 inches. It may not rain every Sunday, but when it does, it commits.

Thursday was objectively the best day to be outside in NYC: lowest precipitation, clearest skies, least weekend-related misery.

The wildest stat:

70.8% of rainy Sundays were preceded by a gross Friday or Saturday.

The weekend basically telegraphs its own downfall.

I built a full dashboard using NWS Central Park data with every weekend tracked and every raindrop counted:

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@punished_rx @JCov1 Amtrak to New England is like $50 pp max

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@WilliamT268238 @SenWarren That’s not private equity

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@fintwit_lurker Bowery Electric, every single summer weekend pre covid

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@CP2Close @flySFO