Tom Bower

Software Engineer • 👨‍💻 Previously, @imperialcollege, @ICDoCSoc VP, @Microsoft Student Partner Lead, @Netcraft, @improbableio • 👀 Views my own 🇪🇺🇬🇧

[Tom Bower @boweruk]

@SamuraiApology @Jef_The_Leftist Looks identical to shakshuka.

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@slackkejakke Plus the east coast of North Korea because why not?

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@ryanclarke_93 @larryongodd @NH200003 I know what it means but it’s not a very useful metric when it’s a trickle of rain at the very start of the day and the actual bulk of the day is completely dry.

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@larryongodd @NH200003 Surely it’s about the “55%” precipitation on the summary and then the chart shows bugger all except a <10% before 1am.

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@thecookinglane Honey. Grated apple. Worcestershire sauce. A small block of dark chocolate. Dash of coffee grounds. Pick 1-2 of these. Ideally mix two different brands or spice levels of the roux blocks for a more complex flavour.

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@Claubk_ @thecookinglane It’s literally all about to be cooked in the same pot…

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@brianw2013 @BobFromAccounts Cost of doing business then.

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@Hecateon @shadowcanman @NXT4EU @Dyson

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@shadowcanman @NXT4EU @Dyson I don’t know what else to tell you.

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@shadowcanman @NXT4EU @Dyson So it’s true what they say about Americans and geography then.

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@shadowcanman @AbandonedTroll @NXT4EU @Dyson That’s also the flag of the Council of Europe, of which we’re still a member.

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@shadowcanman @NXT4EU @Dyson The UK is in Europe you beanbag.

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@DisgracedProp Speak perfect English? Have you seen the incoherent babble they put on Twitter?

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@DH5tv @TheOfficerTatum Nah we’re not doing this nonsense in 2026 anymore.

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@tomhfh Why are you so obsessed with these bottle caps? Engagement bait or mental illness?

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@let_part @londontaxi_pr @LBHF @TfL You don’t understand, that 15cm layer of tarmac is critical to the integrity of the bridge. 🤡

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@londontaxi_pr @LBHF @TfL Imagine thinking the road surface was the reason it was closed to motor vehicles. 🤡

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@LidlGB @SamHughes2020 It’s dogshit Kim.

[Tom Bower @boweruk]

@clintoncottage @RupertMyers It was neither useful nor necessary, no.

[Tom Bower @boweruk]

@Born_Free_2024 @francesca_kms @boomingonlife It’s because of all the cars actually.