bowtiedbaddie

anon. former d1 tennis + pro athlete. chef. wife. wisdom.

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Other women will be your *friend* when you are on the same playing field as them. If your life improves drastically, you marry well or achieve other success to surpass them then I promise you they won’t be your friend anymore. Level up your friends at that point.

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@RamoFootball Actually not bad. Will purchase if available

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I’ve never watched so much soccer in my life like I have yesterday and today !!!

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I just bought a Mexico jersey because I like the colors. #fifa

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Croatia has just arrived! #fifa #dallas

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I’ve never really followed soccer but all the wholesome content coming out of FIFA is heartwarming! I love it #fifa

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Women really need to be collagen maxxxing

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@HousewivesHub From the several clips I’ve seen they all have flat asses. Bye Felicia

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@bryan_johnson @_katetolo Ok I love this as most evidence is male based

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@rawsalerts Don’t let any of them get on a plane to the USA

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@awkwardgoogle I recently got back from a trip to Japan and the post trip depression is real

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@newstart_2024 Ok but did she jump on a mini trampoline herself?

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@stuckinrevmode My guess she eats rice and/or potatoes

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@stuckinrevmode Yup

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@bentolate Everyone is body positive when they are fat. Every woman will always take the alternative given the chance lol

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@PositivFuturist But he’s getting laid guys 🙄

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@collinstimbela_ Validation, toxic people. I am now working on eventually quitting my corporate job

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@Oilfield_Rando They really do have anyone giving Ted talks these days

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@linmeitalks Boomer mindset. Butts in the seat

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@MensHumor She and the rest of them can fuck off. No one cares. And those that do- get a life.

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@itslinklauren She needs a cup of rice, or two