Brandon Carey

616 | 313. Henry Ford Detroit. △⃒⃘ ⚯͛

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

The government doesn’t make money off of mentally and physically healthy people. With that said, I’m peacing out of social media for a while ✌🏼

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

I’m ready to go back to a flip phone with no internet service on it 😞

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

@Brenden_Carey Worse than my hands at this point 🥴

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

I AM TIRED OF WEARING A MASK FOR 12 HOURS

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

Thank you for coming to my rant

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

@Anthony_Monti91 Just had to get it out of your system before Friday’s goonfest

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

How much money is the @MLB going to save on baseballs not being given away to fans?

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

@jessicamustata Does anyone truly know?

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

@alexsaunders17 @embogaudo I stopped at 9:20 last night thinking it’d be slower right before closing. The worker at the door told me the lines were to the back wall with one set of self scan open. I was like okkk guess I won’t shop here 🙄

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

If you shop at the Royal Oak Kroger on 12/Stephenson, I’d just avoid it til they decide to hire more workers. Lines regularly to the second row of aisles and beyond.

[ESPN @espn]

Anthony Rizzo handing out hand sanitizer at first base 😂

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

Any workout playlist with Drake on it is an automatic pass. Don’t @ me.

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

“Democrats dont work for the people.” “Republicans don’t work for the people.” Havent y’all noticed that neither of them work for the people? They work for themselves and the rich.

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

Go to the locker room and take a picture of your abs, it’ll last longer and the rest of us don’t have to see you do it.

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

@laurennicolllee If they don’t use elementary spelling and grammar, I disregard any comment or argument they make 🤷🏻‍♂️

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

“Hello, you’ve reached the NBA bubble snitch line…”

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

The best news I’ve heard in 2020!

Detroit Tigers' Jordan Zimmermann to miss much of year with forearm strain - via @ESPN App https://t.co/DD2G18zJa6

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Olives are disgusting and have no place in modern society. 🤢

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

Ope 👀

[► J Rad @Jon_Rad22]

Because that’s the demographic that is being forced back into work out in the public for dirt wages so they can stay alive.

[Brandon Carey @bpcarey14]

Did iHop really change their name for a few weeks or was that just a prank? Feels like that was 10 years ago..