Ben Hester

optimist who is loving life :)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time:

[Ben Hester @bphester]

@SciBry Amazing 👏

[. @jdpoc]

I still prefer the terms 'Cashier' or 'Checkout Lady' but I'm old-fashioned like that.

[Ben Hester @bphester]

@PhilfyB @JaxonsJerseys your thoughts? Shameless or genius?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain summed up in one headline. It has everything: passive aggression, pettiness, mild protest, humour and overrunning roadworks. There’s even a grey sky. Bravo.

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

Lads after using this

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

The 4 Secrets to Succeeding in Business:

- Don't get mauled to death by a lion
- Don't get mauled to death by a shark
- Don't get mauled to death by a bear
- Don't get mauled to death by a wolf

(You can't succeed in business if you've been mauled to death by an animal)

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

[Ben Hester @bphester]

15 years?? Really? 🤯#MyXAnniversary

[Tracy Chapman @tchapmanonline]

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/ZAtdTn4LE3

[Erica Buist @ericabuist]

Did a wolf write this

[Ben Hester @bphester]

@TheGlastoThingy do you have a prediction for when resale might be this year?

[Ben Hester @bphester]

@AlternativeMUFC 53

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

What's the hottest someone has ever looked in a movie?

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game: