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Bowties. Pizza. Karaoke. Penguins. Wherever. Whenever.

[BP @bphoule]

#BeTheGood @CompanyNotch

[BP @bphoule]

@truckerfartin How else do people eat peanut butter?

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Every gay man has tried to replicate Meryl Streep's delivery of 'Why is no one ready?' from The Devil Wears Prada and failed.

[BP @bphoule]

I'm not even halfway through my night shift and I've already eaten all my snacks. I've never felt so unprepared.

[Nictitating Manbrain @robotmouthfarts]

[Half of my body is already in the anaconda]

"Is this a date? This feels like a date."

[BP @bphoule]

I keep getting lost in different NYC neighborhoods yet still haven't stumbled on the love of my life. So far not the movie I was expecting

[BP @bphoule]

@arealtravistea I will be whatever part of that 🙏

[BP @bphoule]

@SamKerner You're ready for grad school

[BP @bphoule]

"You've Got Mail" leaves prime sept 30th aka don't take things for granted. also anyone wanna come over and eat popcorn/cry with me?

[BP @bphoule]

Me: I'm gonna detour into Nashville to see the city. Yay!
Nashville: FOOTBALL EVERYWHERE!
Me: ...

[BP @bphoule]

Day 2 of minivan journey to NYC begins. I am 29 McDonalds and a dozen Jesus Loves You signs away from Austin.

[BP @bphoule]

@AaronMNCurry I had that feeling as well!

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Good lord this is so telling. https://t.co/eNJgNt2Gpt

[BP @bphoule]

🎵🎶 Broadcast the boom boom boom and make my cry in public transit 🎶🎵

[BP @bphoule]

I literally got lost trying to leave the city.... Montreal, are you doing some weird passive aggressive magic?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Duddles. He did an attempt. 13/10 someone help him (vid by Georgia Felici)

[BP @bphoule]

When you decide to take part in an ab workout with Cirque people but then you realize it's two days later and you can't move anymore

[BP @bphoule]

LA you're fun and all but I haven't seen your Hollywood sign or your Brad Pitt yet and I'm starting to believe I was lied to

[Karen Maness @manesskl]

Cheering on our UT Department of Theatre and Dance grads! Tomorrow they show at #LAShowcaseWest. #HOOKEM @uttad @FineArtsUT @tpapresents

[BP @bphoule]

post grad school thoughts: can I make a living being the guy who opens all the clickbait articles and summarizes it for everyone?