anette 🤷🏼‍♀️

photographer, perfectionist, parent, plant procurer & part time procrastinator

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

my life goal is basically to spend more time with trees than with people 🌲

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

stayed up way too late because i needed to read about the red wolf “is it a separate species or is it not” controversy. yesterday i didn’t even know red wolves were a thing but here we are i guess.

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

nothing will annihilate your sleep schedule & permanently glue your contacts to your eyeballs like a two hour nap at 8pm

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

i don't know how to interpret this or what to do about it.

- me every day as an adult

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

pond in progress 🦆

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

told everyone at the party that i’m gonna dig out a pond and get some ducks so now i have to dig out a pond and get some ducks

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

at 5am the sun is already warm and summer morning light is absolutely glorious. such a shame i sleep through 99% of them 🙈

[Norman the PhDM @metadoxy]

My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack

[naturenotes @naturenotes]

Essential reading for any gardeners out there or any one who cares about wildlife, what we grow and what we eat. However big or small your plot or even plant pot. @DaveGoulson #gardening #wildlife

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

he's punching minecraft animals to death left right and centre for various food items and resources, and is very impressed by youtube tutorials building literal killing machines (so you can get infinite supplies of eggs f.ex), so why this absolutely breaks his heart is a mystery.

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

mio has been crying for an hour over some minecraft dogs he lost. he's not sad about the ones he brutally murdered because they randomly got stuck in his house so he couldn't open the door – just the ones he lost when he was flying to far away from home. 6-year-old logic ftw.

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

@_ElizabethMay nice to confirm they can if they actually want to 😶

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

@_ElizabethMay perfection 😂♥️

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

the art of telling people to google things themselves without seeming rude and telling them to google things themselves.

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

@MrBobRafferty Wow…! 🤯

[anette 🤷🏼‍♀️ @br03d]

mio grabbed my hand, tears welling up. i asked him what was wrong and he said "i'm really sad because if i die in a car accident you're gonnna cry for the rest of your life" 😭 💔

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop shaming people for reading kids’ books. adult books are about sad people having affairs while kids’ books have a magic tree house or a worm driving an apple. you tell me who’s winning

[⭕️Phish Phan Phiction⭕️ @PhishyPhiction]

@Jillian_nSmith Here is my favorite retort to mansplaining…

[defne gencler @omgitsdef]

I thought my 30’s would mean I have my shit together but it really just means talking to people in their twenties and having them go “OMG you’re 30???? 😱”