Bri B

Indignant & compassionate; inspired & cynical; impatient & understanding. Seeking balance. Bri owns all opinions, but pls disseminate

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@babybrezza I have submitted to your contact form 3x - it is broken. My machine is not dispensing the correct amount of formula based on the setting listed for my brand and type. It is under dispensing formula by almost half.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@ZARA_Care my order was supposed to be delivered by 10/20, but it doesn’t show that it’s even Shipped yet. Please advise when it will arrive.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

Finally deleting @instacart after I paid rush, delivery and service fee for 2 bottles of water. Nice job w/ chat in app vs text messages. Tip your UX team.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@AskTU I'm locked out of my account again and I don't want to call you. I need to reset my password - TY

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@escheppner I thought it was just me, but I’ve noticed it in texts I receive as well as when I send.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

What fresh hell is the iOS update that doesn’t autocorrect “abs” to “and”? I’m ducking livid.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@MarkSooHoo @FiveThirtyEight Late to this party, but I deeply appreciate that there are still defenders of proper language use! I also love that this made you think of me - semantic and pedantic as I can be.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@onepeloton are you servers down? I can’t get any on demand content to load.

[Kristofer Spinka @kspinka]

Ok $TGT, so #Shipt is down, but you have no concept of back pressure in your delivery pipeline channels, so orders are just piling up undelivered and Shipt unable/unwilling to communicate to anyone. Maybe a tweet would be nice? #target

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@TallGamer @KerryBridge @TallGamer I found a video of us at SBUX trying to figure out how to use the FlipCam...it's priceless <3

[Bri B @br_eezy]

A new analysis from @ScienceAdvances finds that early interest in #STEM may be contagious https://t.co/AP67dY7Ca3 via @educationweek

[Bri B @br_eezy]

I'm looking for a jr. copywriter in Denver to join our @SecureSetHQ marketing squad. Recent grads would be perfect! https://t.co/OlyupyaF3A

[Bri B @br_eezy]

RT @HarvardBiz Someone w/ authority can demand compliance, but can’t dictate optimism, trust, conviction, creativity https://t.co/QOOniwnkFb

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@ShiftParadigm I just tried to DM you and realized you're not following me :/

[Ellen Deem @deem_ellen]

Make time tomorrow to join @ShiftParadigm and me for #whatisschool 7PM EDT. Reflect. Regroup. Recharge. Renew.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@HT4Real I was going to say bc we don't have the ghost of Roger Ailes guiding us. So, yeah. @EricBoehlert

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Agency Takes Home Gold NoLion Lion Award For Agency That Hasn't Won A Lion

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We cannot despair — progress does not happen overnight. It’s time to roll up our sleeves and continue to fight for our values.

[Bri B @br_eezy]

@chrislhayes #alternatefacts live suspiciously close to revisionist history. Who knew 24/7 news would fuel our very own Glavlit #everyone

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

A few times a day I remember that a GOP congressional candidate assaulted a reporter the night before the election, lied about it, and won.