Gary Valentine

One of the good ones

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[andrew @intellegint]

Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

[Chandler🤙🏼 @ChannyMill]

Tapping the sign

[Gary Valentine @bradsgray]

@brentcarcher @Jgardea87 What’s your poison? Break the Bank?

[Gary Valentine @bradsgray]

@JTfromT Infuriates me. It always happens to only me. With no sock or slipper or nada.

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

This hot young democratic candidate is bringing the youthful fire the party has lacked for decades:

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

This body is a machine that turns IPAs into streaming royalties for the remaining members of Lynyrd goddamn Skynyrd

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

MLB umpires shouldn’t have to be celibate.

[Gary Valentine @bradsgray]

Preach

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[Patrick McLellan @SirPatMcLellan]

Is it considered disrespectful to draw the prophet Mohammed shredded? A build like a shirtless Anubis. Abs for days. And also sunglasses. Like, sick ass sunglasses.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Drake makes music for nggas that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong?

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Gary Valentine @bradsgray]

@JTfromT lol I’d be BIG mad

[Gary Valentine @bradsgray]

@brentcarcher Man it shouldn’t effect me so much but I really hate it