Critical Formulation

scientist, murderino, senior millennial. unsuccessfully trying to science motherhood.

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

2024 books read

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

@MassDOT Ok but it was also closed the next night with no signage or warning?

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

@AvgSuperHero You got it!

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

Leaving for bluer pastures

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[John Phipps @John__Phipps]

In awe of how my wife will arrive in a new city and immediately seek out local ointments, textiles, a bolt of fine cloth etc. It's like travelling with a merchant from 16th century Antwerp

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

Contemplating a photo essay, working title:
There are chipmunck holes for everyone with eyes to see

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

Took a tiny baby edible and visited a Shaker village

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

Current status: communing with nature in the woods (subheading: staying very still and waiting for the chipunks to poke their heads out)

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

White toothed shrew moms are known to lead their babies around using "tail trains"

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

I know millennials get a bad rap for being corny and too into BuzzFeed quizzes and identifying way too hard with Hogwarts Houses but we’ve been dealt a horrible hand and turned out to be the best generation

[Bat World Sanctuary @batworld]

Footloose is having a wonderful time at the spa!

Due to her missing foot, she isn’t able to groom easily, but that’s no problem! Staff is more than happy to help her groom, and she enjoys getting good scritches. She even stretches out her wing because it feels so good! ❤️

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

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[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

“TIMON BILES” I AM CRYING 🤣🤣

[Critical Formulation @bramblerambles]

@SabrinaVineberg @AshleyGWinter I did vomit! Before the first blood draw! And though all vom went in a trash can, I peed everywhere! They told me "we will figure something else out, please go home"!

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

Has Major been taking the fall for him all along?!

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating

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[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Confession: when I was a kid playing Oregon Trail sometimes I'd kill three, four buffalo at a time even though I knew there was no way I could carry it all back to my wagon. I just did it for the thrill.