Aaron

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

Secret to a long life?
Pop: "Smoke cigarettes in moderation, have a drink or two. If you don't drive 100mph, someone else will and hit you."

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@TMobileHelp All good. Thanks for the quick reply too. A general complaint like this is good enough for me.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

Hi @TMobile - I'd like you to be aware that my bill has doubled in the last 7 months.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@MyAquaWater 877-987-2782. The website had a SSL certificate issue, which appears to be fixed today

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@MyAquaWater Is the help line disconnected? I am trying to call to report a cyber security concern and the line immediately disconnects.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@Philly_Weather1 34 out now! Temps drop as the front moves in?

[Olivia Look @0h_look]

Had a no-show on a call today but their AI notetaker showed up, so I gave my spiel to the bot instead. Is this the future of work?

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@bramblerambles Same habdle?

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I make up cringe corporate sayings in Teams meetings to see if they catch on. I felt a great sense of achievement when my boss remarked about a client wanting a sub-standard product "if the ducks want bread, give them bread". I had forgotten about that one.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

Yikes.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

A Sams club app with a bug reported to them on July 26th is still unresolved. Would love to know if the bugs reported actually make it to the dev team

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

Third bug in two months for the new @SamsClub app. When you click on the newest pop notification, I’m asked to login and can’t see where announcement. No, I won’t reach out via pm. Please just fix your app.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@SamsClub the new app and insistence on updating the digital card is an abysmal experience. I’ve updated twice to the new digital card and the app requires two factor authentication seemingly all of the time…more than my credit cards or banks. It’s unacceptable experience.

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@ia_william @rhejjou Are you implying you are the grandma?

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

when i buy a baconator on the dip, short the sandwich at 12:15 and turn a 27% profit

[ScarletMitch ✨ @CMDfashionista]

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Every Eagles fan right now

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@bramblerambles happy cake day!

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@bramblerambles Love it. Adorbs. I'll show priya! ❤️

[Aaron @AvgSuperHero]

@bramblerambles What was the first greatest food flood?