Branch

punk-rock transcendentalist

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@isaacpenner1 Bask in the glory of being chosen to enjoy the elixir of the gods, not all are worthy

[bobby @bobby]

to me the funniest moment in the history of music is in sum 41's hit song "fat lip" when the sum 41 guy says "the dentist said my mom should've had an abortion" and then it echoes "bortion bortion bortion bortion bortion" for like 30 seconds.

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@Cosand30 @teeayevee This is a good reply to a tweet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Here come the shorty apologists
Give them no respect
Get Shorty

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

It’s almost as if none if these folks have actually read one word of Orwell

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@jdeissler24 @_kcacc Biology can be tough tho, a good full time, salaried biologist position that doesn’t require a post-grad is few and hard between these days. Just depends on the desired career path. If dead set on environmental science career, get the masters. If you’re not sure, hold off. IMO

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@jjscraycray

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@Cosand30 @GagerDeG I was thinking the same thing Lmaooo. Homie walking on THIN ice

[wint @dril]

Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate

[Branch @brancekendrick]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Branch @brancekendrick]

@duerky_duerk11 does that mean carolina has to change to the Carolina not-as-black Panthers?

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@duerky_duerk11 The Washington Democrats to make their NFL debut

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@akreh63 Nothing but bots and shitposting incels that cling to this guy as an icon because they’re too cowardly to say anything that’s not from behind an anonymous twitter account. Pay no mind

[Screaming Lord Sutch @screamingsutch]

Bill Burr to Joe Rogan: "I'm not going to sit here with no medical degree, listening to you with no medical degree with an American flag behind you smoking a cigar acting like we know what's up better than the CDC"

[Branch @brancekendrick]

I do not care what you wicked internet people say I will whiteknight Nickelback to my GRAVE with ZERO regret

[Branch @brancekendrick]

Not to be dramatic but I blame three days grace for my inability to feel okay to this day

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@Mr_10Below ma boi✊

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@Mr_10Below damn..