brandi lawlor

i like tattoos, traveling, the ocean and disney princesses.

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[dan nolan @dannolan]

Logging into work

[d. @sunflowerhart]

amelia shepherd once said:

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

2016 broke my heart. 2024 is breaking my humanity

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

I am bawling, I can’t imagine sending my kid to school in the states 😭

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

My heart is broken. A 16-year-old high school student in Georgia texted her mom, "I know I've not been a perfect daughter. I love you. I'm sorry." Enough is enough.

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

The way my coworker just said “you gave us a fright” …. when did I start working with a bunch of 80 year olds???? 😂

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

Men literally know nothing it’s insanity lol

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

It’s 8am and I just had a male attending tell me that I shouldn’t have bothered getting an hcg because women older than 40 don’t get pregnant

Whoooo is going to tell him?

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

She really said “here’s 30 songs, and also fuck you Kim Kardashian”

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Hospital rule of thumb:

A Code Blue in the lobby/cafeteria is almost always nothing. Someone has usually just fallen or fainted.

A Code Blue at 6:00 on Med-Surg is a disaster. Someone is doing final checks before shift change and that patient has been dead for hours.

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

My husband thinks he knows how to argue with me because he is a lawyer but what he fails to account for is the fact that I am insane and cannot be reasoned with

[𖤐 нσяηу нσяяσя 𖤐 @horrorlogy]

i support women’s rights, but most importantly, i support women’s wrongs

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[radison square garden @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

After all this snow we deserve an early spring stg

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

Ok I need to know the hype around the white lotus cause I’m just finally watching it and…….. wtf is this lol??

[✨🌿 @thelastofthenug]

I truly hope that Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl ruins it for men everywhere

[brandi lawlor @branslawlor]

“I think I’ve seen this film before” (and the chiefs won)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kansas City Chiefs vs San Francisco 49ers will be this year’s Super Bowl.