i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him

pro Palestine liberation 🇵🇸 | libtard cuck beta that votes socialist | my name is brandon call me bran | cat dad and dog dad | pro choice | not a kink shamer

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

I poked my girlfriend to stop her from falling into a food coma and she said “owwwww you poked me right in the chicken” I will marry this woman.

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

GAWK GAWK GAWK

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@TH1SF1R3 Egg

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@amyy_claire Cocaine

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

YOU ARE DRIVING A FLYING TUBE BUS GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE

[Chief ⚔️ ‼️ (Dinosaurs Are Real) @ChiefofIsaac]

owned

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN RATS ASEXUAL

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

NYC will soon be giving rats birth control pills to stop reproducing. There are 3,000,000 rats in New York City

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@Very_Lexi I’m sorry babes :(

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

Why does spicy food make you happy when you’re done? It’s magical.

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

They were all emotionally abused or neglected so we don’t feel the need or desire to meet them or care about them. Mom’s side usually has the grandparents that are involved, generally. My dads side lived across the country and my moms lived down the street 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jay @idek_tb]

Okay but on a serious note…why is it that so many people don’t rock with their Dad’s side of the family?!?! We joke about it but why’s it so common?!

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@92playboi Ditch clean and NYC meets every other point. And it’s not even really dirty, the whole thing about the trash on the sidewalk is way overblown.

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@eyeslikebadu Let grandpa have fun, I wish the nurses caring for my great grandma would wheel her to the club once in a while and get her a stiff drink. She’s been a lifelong Christian, she’s deaf as a doornail, hasn’t had a sip of alcohol in decades. GET GRANNY DRUNK!!

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@freganmitts Got mine from bobs discount furniture, I’m sure there’s a similar option around you. IKEA couches aren’t half bad, and I’ve never spent more than 600 on a couch. I’ve got cats too, the cheap couches last just as long and you can redecorate sooner. Good luck!

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

Simon

[canine . ! @caninezspam]

I NEED HELP NAMING MY NEW CAT!! hes the most gentle, sweet old man so i want stupid names like felony or claw machine.

[Gospel Chadvocate 🪨 🥫 🇵🇸 @CaneRidgeSSR]

Notice how the barrel of Walz’s gun is pointed away from his dog.

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

#coconutpilled

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

As a leftist and a democrat, I’ll leave this here. #biden

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

He wants to be her so bad

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

Houston today

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@VaushV deferring my judgment

[i can tote it | pigeon and rat enthusiast | he/him @bransonburner]

@sxvixn @lullabyofsex You are the reason women choose the bear.