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[NASA @NASA]

We're marveling at the images from @Philae2014 and @ESA_Rosetta. Take a look: http://t.co/lmL8AyMIpN

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

Disabled Auto: (rear wheel came off) NB right lane of 295 before Pennsylvania Ave SE/Reduce Speed & Move Over/Crane 5 en route.
/7066

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Motherfuckers......time to wash that muffler!

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@Justin_Hancock something something Christ Air

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@fart it's comfortable if you have long arms

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@tinderfessions I bet he's high fiving them while chugging natty lights lol

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@khouse94 @FATTREL lol you should do it you def won't regret it

[TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES @Tormny_Pickeals]

choose a job u love &youll never work a day in your life. i chose basketball player & ive never worked a day.they say im "too short" & "bad"

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@OrigGravBrandon that @AlaskanBrewing beer is fucking delicious but sometimes gives me butt piss

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@Alexanderaslani @NappyRoots leaving half the sticker on that cd case is driving me crazy lol

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@lowtax most of the dans are DLC, don't get these capcom-heads hopes up

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste motherfuckers.......today is your Lucky day!

[big S.H.I.T. @brasa]

@NASCARONFOX what is that high pitched noise in the background of your feed today? I might have to watch this ship on mute soon 🙉

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

**Traffic Advisory**
Reports of a Mattress in the road on South Capitol Street @ Malcolm X Avenue, SE. Direction unknown. DDOT notified