Bethany

Americas Next Top Secret

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

if anyone is missing their man they’re all at the odyssey 70mm screening at 2:30p

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

misreading the room (intentionally for the joke I really want to make)

[hunchraj @hunchraj]

why do swimsuits cost more than my actual vacation

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

I hate that duty free doesn’t sell loosies

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

forgive me karl marx for I have bought

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

good night (derogatory)

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

@CambriaDenim I have no choice but to stan

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

@scootinbootsxx looking for a high concept four-quadrant unicorn lmk if you have one laying around!

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

@hashtagbmiller rizz king

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

nothing hits like underage drinking did

[hunchraj @hunchraj]

men have absolutely no business knowing how to archive photos on Instagram

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

I would crop dust the hell out of this Starbucks

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

The Last Of Us: an interactive experience by HBO

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

A potentially deadly, drug-resistant fungus is spreading rapidly across the United States, with California seeing the second-most cases of any state in the last year. https://t.co/rSAMqMXElH

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

@sinem__akinci Very cool Sinem!

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Single brain cell looking for a connection.
source: https://t.co/dNDarfBTO6

[Bethany @brat_millennial]

@d_veta so true bestie

[jordan @jordanbrooks31]

The best running gag in TV history is the banners in Bojack Horseman and it’s not close