chopped liver

What am I, chopped liver?

[chopped liver @brawndosaurus]

Every AI-generated actor sucks. It doesn't matter how much they move around, they're wooden. They can't deliver a single line well, let alone read a comedic line with the right inflection.

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@jimmy_dore @russelldobular @dbongino Isn’t a “Bongino” how Italians say good morning to a vagina?

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If you bought dozens or hundreds of incandescent bulbs before they were (mostly) banned, you are a fellow traveler.

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I need to find my people in incandescent bulb, anti-LED Twitter.

Any of you out there?

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They don't make bots this shitty.

Yet... 🤔

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This Twitter account: not popular. Not anyone's cup of tea except mine.

Also, not a bot. 👍

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Are famous dissidents who hail from countries the US is currently at war with just going to start dropping dead at youngish ages left and right and the official cause of death is "sometimes life hands you lemons"?

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What the flying fuck is going on here with the death of graphic novelist Marjane Satrapi?

These sort of nonanswers are the beginning of the conversation, not the end. I do not need another explanation that is essentially "sad lady syndrome." What the fuck?

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No, but really. Metaphors aside, what was the cause of death?

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She died "from sadness." Are you kidding me? Something is being covered up poorly here.

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@arielxpink I read recently that the Koreans have a long history of studying antisemitic stereotypes of thriftiness, cunning, hard work, literacy, and business savvy as positive attributes to be emulated. Makes sense to me.

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@feelsdesperate Their elite pedigrees sure come in handy when it comes to media coverage, though. Journalists worship them.

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@BrianRoemmele This proves that you can have cheap-ass visuals but a soundtrack that is killer, and it works. That's some serious '70s hyperactive dirty funk.

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Notice how the children start to get audibly afraid of the robot towards the end.

They get it. Why don't so many adults?

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OK, now who is legally responsible for that assault?

And don't say the boy or his parents.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

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@parandeye_zard To sext teenagers?

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@ExpertsLie And color blind

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@WireRacing Is that Dick Curless?

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Hunter Biden’s dad doesn’t know how to put on a pair of pants anymore, let alone who his drug-addicted fail son is.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Hunter Biden has two things Don Jr., Eric & Ivanka cannot & never will have:

Charisma & a dad who loves him.

[chopped liver @brawndosaurus]

With the recent success of Gen Z Youtuber directors we’re about to be barraged with copycats until the good will is gone. But for now it’s great!