xmas sox

in da klerb we all fam

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but are you slimthick or thickslim?

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in my boundary setting era watch ya BACK

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life be feeling super iron deficient recently

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last time i took shrooms on a friday i got the cold sweats…. you were in a bowling alley

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“ah it’s one of the deaf scammers…. and you know what i had to do? i had to throw their pen”

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“i didn’t want to throw a poor persons bracelet on the ground, but he forced me!!”

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@the_og_weenie 🚨end the rumors 🚨 george washington did NOT commit suicide

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@the_og_weenie 🍅🍅🍅

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no but the end goal is to be dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower with becky G

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

House of dragon?? Sorry I’m busy with the classics

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if you don’t like being choked that IS a kink

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hello id like to officially retire from the gay community thank u for the mems i am moving #on and i no longer associate

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help

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life is just constant gags followed by goops on repeat

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i am mute from now moving forward thank u for your understanding

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when you line up the edible and nyquil perfectly so you get hit like a mf truck right into bed 🤞🏼🤌🏻 #bliss

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why do old people hate ripped jeans so much?? it feels unnecessary

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getting fuckin ROASTED by grandpa jesus

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chikkery rotis-in

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goodnight

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ok SO many unexpected relationship drops on the TL today since when did literally everyone get cuffed?? did i miss something