Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin

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[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

I cultivate my imagination by spreading rumors and lies

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

I wasn’t wrong

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#Brooklyn *10-75* Box 0038
99 Meserole Ave off Manhattan Ave. Greenpoint.
FIRE 3RD FLOOR 4 STORY HOTEL 80X100 YMCA SRO #FDNY

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

I think someone set the Ymca near my house on fire while trying to make Thanksgiving food in their hotel room

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

It’s crazy how much status roosters have lost since we invented alarm clocks

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

Danny Devito is one of the best living actors and everyone is too scared to admit it

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

@FFAFamily @Gh3ttotwinkie @realDonaldTrump You want to end public education?

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

@Gh3ttotwinkie @SarahisCensored @realDonaldTrump Im looking forward to paying tariffs and letting Russia extend dictatorship across Europe. I also can’t wait for billionaires to pay less taxes

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

On every flight I play solitaire and life is just what happens in between those moments

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

New Yorkers listening to Trump talk abt his childhood in Brooklyn, Queens

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

Patrick Bateman was born in the wrong generation cause I know tht bitch would’ve loved airpods and skincare subreddits

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

nobody talks about how class dynamics play a similar role in both quidditch and equestrian riding #FoodForThought

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

I’m so gay I got chills when Umbrella started #Rihanna

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

@breadnadvil what a sexier/spicier timeline it would be if he did, a world I wanna live in thts for sure

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

I cultivate my imagination by spreading rumors and lies

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

If the capitol runs on hydro electric power why did they have a coal mining district? #HungerGames #makeitmakesense

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

Gotta have two more seltzers to get the blood alcoclaw level I want

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

If Remy the rat was French why did he have an American accent

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

Seattle nirvana is achieved when you organically realize that the Fremont troll is anti-homeless architecture

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

The beige color of our food is putting the cracker in #CrackerBarrel

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

If there was ever a freshwater peninsula, it IS the state of Michigan

[Jamie Lee Curtis' Second Cousin @the_og_weenie]

You expect me to be sober? In this economy?