Bre Eulert

Photographer. Comedian. Horse whisperer. Goat wrangler.

[Z ⚡️ @spintowin95]

“having a Rolex isn’t a flex if it tells you when your lunch break is over”

[Ben Carpenter @bdccarpenter]

Ethics aside:

100g of peanut butter = 597 calories
100g of strip steak = 117 calories

To obtain 100g of protein you would need to eat 500 calories of steak or 2600 calories of peanut butter

Eating peanut butter for protein is like eating pizza for its tomato content

[Ry🌜 @ryleej_]

I think it’s important that you tag your photographer in your social media posts and I can’t believe I’m still having this convo 🙂

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

My hometown only had one stoplight so I’m sorry I’m going a little slow on your 5 lane highway. I’m scared

[wise weird (horse) lesbian barbie @brigidrode]

I love horses with *those* human names it’s just the best. Like Jane, wtaf kind of name is that for a horse lmao

[Kenz York @McKenzie698]

Do not get your phone out during my wedding ceremony. I want to share that moment from my PHOTOGRAPHER & she is paid to capture that. Pleaseeeee just respect that

[Bre Eulert @breeulert]

Baby faces

[E @lovelyylish]

imagine throwing shade and i don’t see it because i don’t give a fuck about you

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

You can't have a ribeye steak lifestyle with a hot dog work ethic.

Yee Yee!

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

Say it with me, your dog doesn’t belong in the round pen.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Honey pain is so underrated

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Steps to horse showin: step 1. Get the horses off the trailer step 2. Panic

[Chelsea @therealilwolf]

I’ve seen you ride, lower your voice

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

idk how y’all are comfortable enough asking small businesses for free shit or asking a photographer to “collab” with you for free.....that should be something THEY reach out to you about.

[Sarah Grace @sarah__graceee]

New life motto: You just have to take it one “are you fucking kidding me” at a time

[Plain to see Plainsman🇻🇦 @orneryCMB]

EAT MORE BEEF