Bren ✨

just a dumb bitch who knows her angles • she/her

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

Everyone has the “dump your boyfriend” friend, but I’m the “quit your job” friend

[Noah Hurowitz @NoahHurowitz]

Nice

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

@anyingyang plz I need it

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

not to sound like a huge communist but I don’t think millions of us should have to die hungry and in debt so a couple dudes with really really really big boats can have really really really really big boats

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

@PeterPanBus im on a bus full of people are broken down outside the Lincoln tunnel and the driver isn’t communicating anything—it seems we’re being towed through the tunnel? Can we have some clarity, some refunds, something?

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

karma truly will get u bc I tweeted this while actively taking the wrong train

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

being asked for directions on the subway platform, to me, is equivalent to strangers shouting “look this girl is wearing socks with her heels, she MUST be a local”, which, to me, is also equivalent to them liking my outfit, so thank u to that girlie 💝

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

the three line astrology poet I needed in my life

[three star review @3lineastro]

Cap sun, Virgo moon, Libra rising for @bren_terprise

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

@anyingyang Wait I’m gonna do this too

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

@_RashTag_ yikes

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

just encountered a child named Martini at work, North Brooklyn must be stopped

[Brooks Travis 🌹 @brookstravis]

@RohitaKadambi Any trivia question asking how many minutes in a year is not a math question, it’s a musical theatre question 🤣

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Spotify: wrapped

[Bren ✨ @bren_terprise]

did it already 💅

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

for my birthday i wanna have a me themed party where everyone just comes dressed as different versions me

[cory @coolmathgame_]

me: [takes a swig out of my flask] you want some of this

her: sure

[she takes a drink]

her: is this soup

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

The documentary on the takedown of Ticketmaster by rabid Taylor Swift fans is going to be so good.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

can just one man act normal today please