B Simpin

[Albert and Bera 🐶🐕 Bert's Legacy 🌈 ❤️ @BertsLegacy]

He’s absolutely bursting with pride.

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

@hannnnnnahrose Looks like we got what we wished for

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

The Browns’ current QB situation makes Charlie Frye vs. Derek Anderson look like Steve Young vs. Joe Montana.

[Cleveland sports yapper👸🏻 @sportsin_cle]

Being a Cleveland Guardians fan is a humiliation ritual

[MLB @MLB]

Austin Hedges, two-way player? 😅

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

GET MATT FESTA OFF MY TEAM.

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

GET MATT FESTA OFF MY TEAM.

[groggy girl @june_snug]

jobs are paying $19/hr asking you to have a bachelors degree multiple years of experience and zero gaps in your work history

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Jobs are paying $19 asking for a cover letter

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

5+ straight MLB games with 10+ strikeouts:

2021 - nobody
2022 - Shohei Ohtani
2023 - nobody
2024 - nobody
2025 - nobody
2026 - Gavin Williams

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“Where did Tarik Skubal get traded to?”

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

Walking in the liquor store parking lot tonight and these two guys were ranting about white women and one said “there’s one now!” and I was like

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

@shuddupmeg Your tweets have me howling tonight 🤣

[MLB @MLB]

Having a ruff day at the ballpark? Not this pup 🐾

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

-2016 reunion was recently
-was joyriding in a golf cart in Cleveland for 2 weeks after announcing his lakers departure
-continuously leaked Cleveland as the favorite
-signs with conference rival who rosters a man made of glass and a guy who basically called his son a chud

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

@BurdsIVue I stand with you. Freaking sucks!

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

when it’s wednesday at a cafe and you watch it begin again

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[B Simpin @brennbrown25]

@kelly527ml Agree with all of this!