Brett

Asian on top.Spanish on the bottom. White in the middle. writer. aspiring humorist. Old tweets regularly deleted, supposedly.

[Brett @brettwit]

@FavianRenkel Because American soccer fans are routinely mocked by mainstream US culture. Just look at the comments about lefties and woke lesbians. That’s forged a punk-like mentality that embraces international soccer culture and traditions, not nationalist ones.

[Brett @brettwit]

Gonna be a long flight back to Middle Earth for Ecuador’s coach

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To be fair, Fox has extensive experience cutting away when the boos start raining down for the drinks break

[Brett @brettwit]

Shocking how much respect Senegal has given to the Norway backline. Hardly inferior opps.

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@AlbertBreer Just say you’re not a fan and move on. It’s the most popular sport in the world, and yet non-fans are convinced they know better. Hilarious.

[Brett @brettwit]

So happy to have average Americans exposed to Derek Rae’s staccato, mouth twisting pronunciations of player names

[Brett @brettwit]

Pickford’s manic gesticulations already in mid-tournament form

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Someone get Stu Holden a cigarette

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

fuck someone out pizza’d them

[Brett @brettwit]

🧐

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Messi picked out the top corner BEAUTIFULLY 🎯

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Dutch are fully invading Dallas as we speak

[Brett @brettwit]

They’re not booing, sir. They’re saying Truuuuuuump

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

President Donald Trump is in the house for Game 3 of the NBA Finals

[Thurman Thomas @thurmanthomas]

💪🏾💪🏾 @BuffaloSabres

[Brett @brettwit]

Montreal: “We don’t get all the calls at home”. Also ⬆️

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St. Louis sending out the trainer is peak theater. Soccer vibes.

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@liam_mchugh opportunity missed

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@stereogum @tomdelonge @blink182 Iran war must be going bad

[Brett @brettwit]

Excuse Martin St. Louis’ French

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Is Paul Bisonette the funny guy or the hot take guy