Brook Elgie

Cycling @brookbike. @[email protected]

[Wefail @wefail]

Ophelia

[Brook Elgie @brew]

More likes help feed the ad targeting machine. Making likes private leads to more liking, and consequently, better ad targeting, so that's what we get.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

I'm still wondering who Craig Federighi inadvertently locked in his garage.

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

This is v sad @rossjanderson was a great battler against dangerous stupidity. His Security Engineering textbook was so readable, a hidden pop science classic. We met 3 wks ago to discuss working together with his team. He'll live on thru his work, influence and, no doubt, friends

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@khairoun @bat020 Are those the tops of fence posts!?

[Brook Elgie @brew]

When I press Play on my keyboard, I never ever want it to play the Teams ring tone. Like, not even once.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

Military action! In an election year! Why Mr Sunak you have grown a whole foot taller at least!

[Brook Elgie @brew]

When the tools to fabricate reality become so readily available and easy to use that anyone can do it, perhaps we can finally accept that we never could trust what we see and hear.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@Sathnam ...cases. 30 bookcases.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@khairoun So sorry to hear this. Thinking of you.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@bashthebox @TechnicallyRon Andrew can't produce web. It's a disorder.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@monadic @ChilternLT @khairoun My condolences @Khairoun and Alexis. ❤️

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@bashthebox @aranptappers We'll go back to a web of trusted sources. Real humans writing about things they care about, curating links to other people writing about things they care about. That web is still there, underneath all this noise.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@kapowaz Did someone else take his vacated seat?

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@hellomuller How are you coping with that unclosed bracket?

[Brook Elgie @brew]

I'm saving up my tweet rations to make our wedding cake.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@monadic Awesome! I was afraid for it for a little while.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@MrGrunshaw Sorry kids.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

I've got a 256 day streak learning Russian on Duolingo, so if you need a talking head for your news programme give me a DM.

[Brook Elgie @brew]

@wefail Get him a harness with 'Strokes: £5' on it.