Brian Betts

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray Belts off, trousers down, isn’t life a scream 😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@poultondecor There’s at least one owl under that paint or behind the seat isn’t there 🦉🦉😂😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@joepalmer03 @Video_Forensics Even on his wages have you seen the cost of blowing balloons up? All down to inflation apparently 🎈🎈

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@KenWhistance Captain Breadcake will settle the argument!!

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@Samfasticz @dontforgetchaos And Loobaroo, I mean Loughborough 😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@Emma_A_Webb It’s been neither funny nor relevant for at least 20 years

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@GraemeBandeira Best Viz ‘top tip’ I saw was - Don’t waste money on expensive binoculars, just stand closer to what you want to look at!😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@lurkio1962 @yerrrrrrp123 Was just going to say the same😂
The one I found flashes beeps and floats - the ultimate unloosable ball😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@SimonDanczuk @KarlTurnerMP @Nigel_Farage @AndyBurnhamGM @UKLabour

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@GraemeBandeira @HedgeTweets_

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

Whenever I hear @PCBarnes123 talk about getting ducks in a row! @mrmarkdolan @TalkTV

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@CopMoustache @WoodlandNomad

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@mickee_kay @GBNEWS @forster_k It’s sheep? It’s cows?? It’s BULLSHIT!

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@BritWeatherSvs @GBNEWS @forster_k Is it true that you were the voice for Zippy from Rainbow?

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@DreyfusJames A fantastic actor but I couldn’t possibly comment!

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@helen_spirit1 At least it will be a shiny yellow bus😂

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@gcca @daveainsworth63 Fantastic in Arthur- “you obviously have a wonderful economy with words Gloria, I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness”

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@iancollinsuk - Talking of Fray Bentos pies use by dates - this bad boy is out of date next month - how long has this been on the shelf?! And don’t get me started on Poundland selling stuff for £2!

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@NathanFitzUK @Nigel_Farage East Fife 5

[Brian Betts @brianbetts1]

@ShaysTriathlon I’ll have a tenners worth please Shay.
Will send it now
Cheers mate