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Computer Security, Cyclist, Hockey Player, Gamer. Views are most certainly my own and not my employer's.

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Please clap.

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Probably one of my last tweets...

I sit through a LOT of product demos and pitches. I have some thoughts on how to improve them.

Here are my thoughts: https://t.co/9NjfFMo3mk

#infosec #Sales

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@rabihalameddine @BradRubenstein Your account, your voice, and your content has been a real bright spot for so many of us. I sincerely (and selfishly) hope to see you in other channels!

...until then.... :-)

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I don't know how this version of Twitter will end. What I do know is this site has been incredibly useful and important to me over the years.

I've connected with so many great people with so many interesting viewpoints. I'm incredibly grateful for that.

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@riskybusiness @tomatospy Because it's great!

[Dominic White 👾 @singe]

Things I’ve learned about leadership by watching Elon Musk flounder about - a 🧵

[Trackhouse Racing @TeamTrackhouse]

FULL SEND

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@mainframed767 This is a good tweet. Take the rest of the day off.

[Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac]

If you still feel ultra paranoid about using a password manager & it’s affecting your ability to stop password reuse: take the paranoid step of salting your password manager passwords. Then in the hypothetical state of broken encryption you’re still safe! https://t.co/b65HOpWNfU

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Love this #threathunting primer / white paper from @jfslowik. #infosec

https://t.co/lp6qqW0kCe

[Justin Elze @HackingLZ]

Weekend thoughts

[Ryan @rysimmons]

That insane Wisconsin pizza-aisle video but with the Monday Night Football theme

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Me, working on my expense reports in Concur.

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Same.

[Cycling Weekly @cyclingweekly]

Peter Sagan to ride the UCI Gravel World Championships to ‘give back to the people’ https://t.co/5VrrxlOHID

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25% of the drag racing is just the parents of Highland Mill Montessori showing up in the car line to drop their kids off and pick them up. ....all while texting.

[Charlotte Shadow Mayor @CLTdevelopment]

While we are piling on @@CMPD, why has there been so much police presence just to watch people arrive for Presidents Cup but illegal drag racing is causing property damage and endangering PEDs in my neighborhood and going on uninterrupted for hours and hours and hours.

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OEM: "It might be helpful if I understand his sales quota and targets. I think we can help <person in my org.>
Me: "He carries a $160mil product quota and a $2.5mil services quota.
OEM: "Oof. Not sure we can help much."
Me: "Oof, indeed."

#infosec #sales #infosecsales

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

"In the sciences, the authority of thousands of opinions is not worth as much as one tiny spark of reason in an individual man."

- Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

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@dcuthbert I encrypt them with base64 encoding. Nice try, doofus. SMH.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Iowa Fashion Week Begins https://t.co/3jNL5jO6Nn

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For the love of all things holy, please stop referring to engineers and technical folks as "Rockstars." Ugh.

While we're at it, please stop calling and asking for a Lotus 1.2.3 rockstar like they grow on trees.

#infosec #techmanagement

[Koda the Bear 🇺🇦 @SwingRhythm2]

Behold, the Maryland Air National Guard