Brian Tortolano

Entrepreneur CPA

[Brian Tortolano @briantort]

@SirBylHolte They don’t treat the why only take this pill and then another pill for the side effects.

We switched from MDs to DOs. They listen to patients.

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@Rep_Magaziner Hey Seth have you even moved into the district you represent yet.

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@Avis why can we accumulate points but not redeem them. That’s a pretty 💩 program.

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@Marriott @MarriottBonvoy when did your hotels become air bnb and we have to clean our own rooms. This is a first for me. They only do slight refresh until. So if the do not disturb is on until 9 we won’t refresh the room let alone clean it
Found out @HiltonHotels status
Matches

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@MarriottBonvoy Why is customer service so difficult now a days. Your courtyard by Marriott hotel in Okemos should not be a branded hotel.

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@DoorDash Second time order on its way and driver cancels the order has $200 worth of free food. Seriously.

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Day 5 of trying to get medications from @UPS Gina’s response is oh well. Sorry it’s meds but we don’t care.

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@UPS do you think we can deliver medication today a week later. Or maybe it’s too sunny to deliver today. Might be another 50 degree weather delay.

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Hey @UPS you truly have great customer service. Not really. Your agent won’t help track down medication.

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@UPS Just not in the rain or ask them to deliver medications

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Didn’t realize
@UPS doesn’t deliver in the rain. That’s a new one.

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@ups seriously a weather delay in RI for rain. Are you freaking serious. These are medications and need to delivered today. What is so difficult to understand. You morons have delayed it 3 different days. It was 40 both other days. What’s the excuse for those days. Do your job

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@UPS why is it difficult tonight deliver a package on time. You’ve returned it to your own facility 3 different times now. This is medication and now we are out. What are we supposed to do?

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@united seriously. How many preboards do you allow where boarding group 1 has to put its bag 5 rows back.

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@RestoreIV why when prescribed by a doctor do you question his order and say no we won’t treat you.

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@Avis Why is it you don’t understand what it means to reserve a car. Traveling for Dr appointment and cars aren’t available. Seriously.
Seinfeld episode anyone

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@JetBlue Plane still hasn’t left the gate. What’s going on?

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Hey @JetBlue how about a status update on daughter’s flight. Doesn’t taxi for an hour in Boston. Flight 165

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@wearerienergy Where does all our payments go if the you can’t keep the power on in a wind storm. Come on.

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@wearerienergy here we go again with a trash website not giving any updates on outages.