Bridget Corcoran

[Bridget Corcoran @Bridget_2423]

@9pmbedtime_ How does a tweet this specifically relatable even exist

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i'm not watching any greek epics that don't feature the music of abba

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You are allowed to have ice cream 5 times a week during the months of July and August and it's actually good for your health according to science

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

house of the dragon season 3 episode 3 bravely depicts what it is like to be asked a question while on your period

[27. @dimvji]

i was so crazy back then (an hour ago)

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[jul @julsadventures]

When does Chicago get its Mamdani

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Grace🍅 @jackinganton0ff]

I'm coming out as a straight woman bleachers fan. Please give me privacy at this time.

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Irish people:

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

oh fuck yes rice and some bullshit

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It’s time for me to acquire the most expensive latte currently available to me

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people

[Bosko @Fowoseere]

You’re explaining how DVT leads to pulmonary embolism in a class that started at 9AM and ends by 5PM.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes