Bridget Balester

borderline alcoholic & aspiring adult

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

being bipolar with anxiety..
depression: sleep forever.
manic: I'll sleep when I'm dead!
anxiety: oh god am I dying or just falling asleep?!

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@lloughran01 No idea what you’re truly going through but you are surviving and that’s amazing

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@lloughran01 My god it’s so truuuuuuueeeeee

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@ajklopotoski What kind?!!!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@ajklopotoski Covering up some cutting? 😂

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@ajklopotoski Lol nooo because wasn’t that what green meant on mood rings back in the day? And I know we’re toast regardless 😂

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@ajklopotoski So you’re horny?

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@badbanana @ajklopotoski 🤷‍♀️

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

Which archipelago are we on now?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

REPORTED FOR SINGING MY LIFE WITH YOUR WORDS

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Just tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@ajklopotoski Because only someone depressed would think a delicious yet overpriced jar of flaky sea salt would make them happy 😘

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do NOT, and i cannot stress this enough, wake me up before you go-go

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

I will never personally understand having to re-home a dog because of moving or lifestyle changes because I wouldn’t move or change my life if it didn’t suit the dog I already had.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Bridget Balester @bridgetmarybee]

@lloughran01 Try rent the runway 💃

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

At this point, wearing a Mask in public is more of an IQ test..