Brie

godless hippie skank

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I requested a tree for a second time for outside of my condo building and they put it in 3 days later. Had been waiting 3 years lol.

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Dexerto didn't tag me & MrBeast didn't put me in the thumbnail, BUT I STAY WINNING! 😤

Just joking around, but I am very excited to get this money into 40 hands, to hopefully help at least 40 lives.

My career wouldn't be possible without lucky breaks and help from people in unexpected moments, so I'm very thankful to get this insane shot to do some good and pay it forward. ❤️

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

[ℳ | Zach hate acc @milieledger]

Everyone and their momma crying over Bea and she's in Fiji drinking cocktails w Sean #LoveIslandUSA

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Tears in my eyes man the universe literally heals the minute he leaves

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The same man who cut children’s cancer research is now a trillionaire.

[teja 🇫🇷 @_tteja]

Episode 8 thoughts: Sincere is a coward, Melanie should chill out, Sol is a professional side woman, Aniya still picks up for Melanie too much, Zach thinks Bryce don’t get ladies, Bea has 0 options in the villa rn, Bryce is stupid and Trinity’s perfect. #loveislandusa

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

it’s cuzz he grew up on tumblr… his politics are TIGHT

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

“On behalf of everyone across the Big Apple: Welcome home, my friends.”

Nah bro I’m not crying you are.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[💋African Doll @AfricanDoll__]

A great man is just an average woman

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Tariffs to get refunded to companies, not the consumers who actually paid for the goods with tariffs

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Bernie Sanders just said it plain:

“Tonight, Democrats voted with Republicans to raise healthcare premiums for 20 million Americans and pave the way to kick 15 million off Medicaid. 60,000 will die every year, so the rich can get a trillion-dollar tax cut.”

This was a betrayal of working people.

[Becca Supreme @beccasupreme]

The way this just reminded me that Disney doesn’t have a Black Prince.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Singapore Prime Minister Lawrence Wong.