🤔

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

(spaniards at 12:20pm) good morning

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

[Salone Bobo🚀🇸🇱| Career “Helper”👨🏾‍💻 @abs1k_]

This was some people’s WFH chance uno 😭

[tas 🌻 @_tahs1n]

THERE IS A MAN PISSING ON THE TUBE SEATS PLS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Tourette’s guy: “Go back to Peru!”

[Ash @theashrb]

Needed on the A406, A40, M11 and A12 🙂

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

Me at work bathroom sending my CV to other companies😭…..

[DeepSigh @charlyngwazi]

When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for

[SOMHoncho🇸🇴 @SomHoncho]

A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota

It belongs to us now 🇸🇴

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.

[Kita @kitakartel]

What the hell is a Mitcham Carnival

[dee @DeeGBP]

Getting flashed by a speed camera will have you driving in silence for the rest of that trip

[h @htomufc]

20 degrees at 9am

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Did the…did the bunny really need to be there for that.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

The marketing for this movie is crazy

[_Melo_ @Mxlo_M_]

No, thanks. I like my haircut experience sprinkled with a bit of conspiracy theories and misogyny

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Eadn opening in St Paul’s? I’m going there after work, what do you meannn 🤣

[Aspectus. @LouLDN_]

Recruiters are sick in the head.

Why are you emailing my work email? How did you get my work email? What kind of sabotage?

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

*monday Zoom meeting*

"...and anything from anyone else?"

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