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they/them

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Bye guys I’m downloading bluesky and deleting this shit *kisses*

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

But the best bit I’ve come up with this week is calling this transphobic girl, whose name is Squid, surf and terf.

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Comparing Joe and Kamala to rosencrantz and guildenstern is probably the best metaphor I’ve come up with in a long time

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

What’s that on your home screen?
Oh that? That’s my emotional support banned app.

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Can’t stop thinking about my barista this morning who looked like Shelley Duvall. why didn’t I say something to her.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Throwing a Don’t Kill Yourself Dinner Party where everyone brings a dish so delicious that we remember why life is worth living

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Every time I have used men’s skincare there has been menthol in it, wtf is that about? Feeling cracked out on this brickwell moisturizer.

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Mozart did not need to go that hard with his symphonies.

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Cowbell just farted and it fucking stinks

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

I got pretty privilege today (the gas station attendant gave me a full $5 back instead of $4 and change)

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

I am usually so fucking good at gift giving, how come I cannot figure out one fucking thing to get my brother in law, I stg I’m gonna get him socks

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[sphe 🫒 @lesbiihahn]

that's so hot they should be lovers in a lesbian agegap movie WHO SAID THAT

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

Tylenol pm save me

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

I want mint chocolate chip ice cream and I want it now

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

I actually really love seeing everyone Spotify wrapped. Please post them. But if I see another straight ass bitch with chapel roan in the top 3 imma lose it.

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

My Spotify wrapped is just a jumble of 4 albums I’ve been listening to incessantly since October. OCTOBER. My number one song discovered Oct 27. Chilllllll baby chill

[Rebecca @GagaForCher]

Now this would slap

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

Elphaba holding the Grimmerie: Read it!

The Wizard:

[briggy buerre blanc @briggssomething]

@VerboseVillain You’re welcome bitch