Brittzilllllla

Me and my music, we got a relationship.
Let's hoola hoop in the sunshine forever.
#edm #plur #disco #teamfollowback #onelove

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

@MilaHugo @therealshpongle sending good vibes ☺️✌️👣🌀☀️

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(978): Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

More Americans have dated Taylor Swift than have died from ebola.

[@CraveMyWeed]

😂😂

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

My best friend is in town for the day! Happy birthday you old whore 😘 @brit_knee_k #birthday #love #bestfriend #thunderbuddies

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

Maybe the only reason you don't "fit in"...

...is because you're meant to stand out.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

There's a mosquito that
just bit me.He doesn't
know it yet. But he now
has a STD and a $200 a
day coke habit. Don't
wanna be him tomorrow.

[Deesco @TheOneTrueDisco]

I call my belly button "Tony Romo" because it's completely useless and has never won a Super Bowl.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

It's like my coworkers don't realize that I only talk to them because I'm paid to.

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

Cover charge $5, bar tab $30, taking shots with your boss at the gay bar on drag night #priceless

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

@MilaHugo http://t.co/yQ2mpHskdh
check check check it yo!

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

Most people don't like to poop anywhere other than their house, not my coworkers, we all seem to wait until we get to work to do the deed.

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

"Drive hammered, get nailed" #effectiveadvertising

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

Let children be creative with their hair, they don't have many opportunities to have crazy hair once they are old enough.

[Brittzilllllla @brit_knee_k]

I love my job. We pretty much taste wine all day and then discuss adjectives to describe them. Oh plus lots of coffee.