brittany booth vasseur

deeply bizarre and anti-man ✌🏻🩷✨

[brittany booth vasseur @britbooth]

@fiago7 also fyi in the us the ingredients in our sunscreen are not as advanced as the EU so please apply more frequently here!!!

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

The highest rate of growth in the history of the US economy occurred when the US had its highest tax rate on the wealthy. The reason you didn’t know that is because of propaganda.

[Tony Annett @tonyannett]

During the 30 golden years, the American top income tax rate varied from 70% to 94%.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

This is a good reminder that John Roberts is exactly who John Lewis told us he was.

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

People under 30 might not remember that we could go weeks without hearing from or thinking about the President of the United States.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

don’t talk to me like that, I’m in the coveted 18-34 advertising demographic

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

If Apple came up with an iPhone that would just automatically delete a voicemail when the phrase “personal loan” appears anywhere in it, I would pay double.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Ironically enough trump’s biggest blunder on Iran is that he thought he'd just fallen out of a coconut tree and that he could ignore the context of all which came before you

[Great Lakes Wife @GreatLakesWife_]

Don’t hate me but changing the clocks makes sense. If we were on regular time year round, the sun would rise at 4:30 am in June which is too early. If we were on daylight time year round, it would rise at 9 am in December which is too late

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I’d rather share a country with people who crossed oceans to build a life than to live with people who won’t lift a finger to make life better for anyone but themselves

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Yall not finna gaslight me into believing that 2016 was a great year. Also the first year Trump won? Absolutely tf not.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

if the sec wants to compete with the big ten they need to get a map commercial

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

"I'm so surprised Indiana traveled so well" bro our biggest activity every year is driving 500 miles

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

turns out unc is short for unconstitutional

[Joe @electionsjoe]

They called him sleepy Joe because you could go to sleep knowing you wouldn't wake up to the news that he bombed a country and captured their president.