sarahlouise newman

likes humour , art and 🍝Hates animal cruelty and not having 🍷

Currently trying to find a bra thats fits!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You people are the worst people I’ve ever peopled the earth with.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to pretend you’re in a gym

1. Place small towel over shoulder
2. Wander around the room while texting

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Finally, there's something Trump & I can actually agree on.

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

A bit of studying before bedtime 🛌 https://t.co/ptcEJ2qWKt

[History Hit💥 @HistoryHit]

Nearly half of the men who volunteered to fight for the RAF Bomber Command during World War Two never returned from their missions. This moving – and often terrifying – drama brings to life the final night raid of one young bomber crew https://t.co/dUenIY4wTU

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

there is karma

[LADbible @ladbible]

Katie Hopkins 'facing bankruptcy' after losing libel case and high-profile jobs...
https://t.co/LYIWEyitHk

[Superman @SupermanTweets]

[enter password]
Batman
[password not strong enough]
Superman

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

this like sandals covered in cat fur. where and why would you actually wear them?

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

Waitress: “Hows your food?”
Me:

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

@giggler1978 wow! no words except wow!

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

@KeyWestShed You are still alive #longlivefredshed

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

If true :'( #Superman

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

:(

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

I started making a (Superman no more) tribute when I first heard the news thought I'd finish it.

Seen the video, read the statement and still unsure what is going on with the future of #superman seems like they may be benching him for awhile. I wish Henry all the best regardless

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

@bbuk @ryanjamesthomas @pennant83 @gabbydawnallen genius hahahaha

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

I love the way @EmmaWillis dealt with Roxanne. #notputtingupwithyourshit #crocodiletears Emma Willis is a bloody legend. She even gave the "dont even think about it." Mum look when Roxy started to fake cry. #CBBRoxanne

[Katie @c0nesofdunshire]

Emma Willis whipping her earpiece out and ending the interview when Roxanne started crying is the most iconic piece of British television this year #cbb

[𝕄𝕖 🫟 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 🫟 𝕆𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 @MeMyselfOnline]

How the iconic Emma Willis reacts when Roxanne turns on the waterworks and tries to go for the sympathy vote...

#CBB

[History Hit💥 @HistoryHit]

The Italian mainland was invaded by the Allies on this day in 1943, leading to an armistice. @sommecourt chatted to @thehistoryguy about the Italian campaign of WW2 in our latest podcast https://t.co/aYboi8FWWx

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

its all me me me !! Fuck off roxanne you played a game and got caught out, at least admit it #CBBBOTS #CBBUK #player #roxannepallett #ryanforthewin #Ryantowin

[sarahlouise newman @britishseabird]

Roxanne Pallett on #CBBUK #roxannepallett #CBBBOTS