brittany uehling

usaf (work), coffee (never stops drinking it), movies (always watching these), puppies (brings her to tears).

[CHP South Lake Tahoe @CHPSouthLake]

No, No, NO!!!! I will say it again, Zip Ties ARE NOT approved Traction Control Devices!

[brittany uehling @britt_uehling]

@brianacstnd Fly out to Cali and go to the Jonas Brothers show with me at the end of August 🥲

[MILEY @miley]

You’ll tell your kids I invented angsty teen punk rock realness.

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[mw @xomorgie_]

All ranch DOES NOT taste the same. I said what I said

[Vega @jvega3_]

Me: Why did my alarm not go off?

My alarm:

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has died at the age of 80.

He gave us some incredible memories of the years.

(via Sony Pictures Television)

[Al🌻 @ali_maguire17]

When you get hit with that “the chores better be done by 6” text from your mom at 5:42

[Sheri @petualaangan]

hey siri play all the stars by kendrick lamar and SZA

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3]

Something is wrong with my car it won’t stop turning into the Mexican restaurant parking lot

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Marcel. He was once a member of the Royal Guard. Didn’t last long because he couldn’t stop smiling. 14/10

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Smile, it increases your face value 😊

[brittany uehling @britt_uehling]

@Tyler_Ivan5 Best PSA I’ve seen in a while

[Todd @ToddSisson]

I miss baseball :(

[matt @dogfather]

houston, we have a cutie patootie