Mrs. Frank

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump spectacularly failed his latest cognitive test

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Ha ha ha ha the hydrogen peroxide only affected the edges I’m dying I’m dying 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[VoteVets @votevets]

BREAKING: In a SHAMEFUL display, The Atlantic reports that Gen. Daniel "Chappie" James Jr. the first Black four-star general in American history has had his portrait quietly removed from the Pentagon. Another casualty in the Trump Administration's war on anything labeled "DEI."

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

When Mamdani got in, my landlord started doing things he was supposed to be doing for years because he knew Mamdani was with the tenants, not the landlords. For example, monthly extermination hadn't happened in the 7 years I've been in my building until literally this year.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Truest cartoon to date

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There’s more evidence that Donald Trump is a pedophile than there is that Iran has a nuclear weapon.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

This is fascinating to me. Investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill reports that midway through indirect talks to end the war, Tehran’s negotiating team added two senior psychologists to help craft messages to Trump. They were experts in the fields of cognitive impairment and anti-social behavior, and they were added to manage what an official described as "the American President’s psychopathic behavior pattern.” See follow-up tweet.

[Mrs. Frank @brittenk]

@JetBlue @BritMominNY Never had to "balance" on the literal 1000's of flights I took before the paying more for seats schtick showed up on the scene.
It has to do with the cash JetBlue is missing out on.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[castiel @pinkiipie__]

we need feminism because in 4th grade i got molested and he only got his parents called and i gor suspended because i threatened to kill him

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Every picture tells a story.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

En Los Ángeles (EEUU), una mujer celebraba la victoria de los Knicks en la NBA, cuando un vecino avisó a la policía por los ruidos... se presentaron 20 policías y fusilaron a su perro, un "peligroso" Golden Doodle, al abrir la puerta de casa.

EEUU, un régimen policial donde te fusilan al perro si chillas en tu casa demasiado alto... la policía no te protege, tú eres quién tiene que protegerse de la policía.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Need MAGA to explain to the rest of us with brain cells how giving Iran $300 Billion is different or somehow better than giving Iran $1.7 Billion?

Explain it to us like we're at a @EricTrump level of intelligence.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We're supposed to believe Daniel Cormier was hacked but then he regained access to the account two minutes later without any help from Twitter? Riiiiight. Eric Trump is as corrupt as his daddy