lukas

out here trying to hydrate

[H @hellohalima]

Nah this is egregious. Take the podcast away from him please. Comparing LeBron James to Muhammad Ali someone who took an actual stand which cost him years and money … wallahi I can’t stand Rich Paul.

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

The last thing Netanyahu sees before getting his dick sucked

[neal @nea1__]

LeBron went to eight straight finals and it was just normal

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

British police are investigating the guy who called non-Jew Helen Mirren a ‘Zionist bitch’ — under hate speech laws for antisemitism.

Now, it’s antisemitic to criticise non-Jews for supporting Israel.

It was never about antisemitism, and always about protecting Israel.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Israel

[waliu @idek_tb]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[Annie☠ @AnnieSFW]

dude heard "he gets no pussy" and said "now listen here buddy I don't get pussy at ALL"

[Free 🇵🇸 #RejoinEU @LikeOldTat]

“ But Tom darling, some of my best friends are Genocidal Zionists”

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

About to ruin the family group chats with the aunties who love AI, telling them the Pope said it’s against God to use it

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country

[lukas @brnklukas]

fuuuuuck Helen Mirren!

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

I didn't believe this quote could be accurate but I've just looked it up and - staggeringly - she actually did say this.

[lukas @brnklukas]

@OrevaZSN BP invented „carbon footprint“ to make ordinary ppl feel responsible for climate change so corporations could keep poisoning the world around us w the blame shifted onto us. So i think according to them everythings been going just right…

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[IT'S GROYPER SEASON @thatgroyper2]

Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."

[bolsa de miedo @bolsademiedo]

Ben-Gvir doesn't represent Israel.

The Israeli government doesn't represent Israel.

Polls don't represent Israel.

Israelis on social media don't represent Israel.

Only thing that represents Israel: C-list celebs who took a trip to Tel Aviv and now Understand The Middle East.

[Zach🥭 @Shemars_shooter]

“Yall care too much about things that directly impact your day to day lives”